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My girlf is shit in bed

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The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

15:12 / 03.02.04

I'm eating Paul Newman's seed!?

Smoothly

15:24 / 03.02.04

Only if you shake the bottle, RRR. The tears rise to the top.

LDones

16:22 / 03.02.04

For no reason at all that I can relate to ffffdddffff's genuinely harrowing personal growth escapades I made this:

And then I found this - and felt as Paul on the road to Damascus, blinded by the light of The Lord.

Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

16:30 / 03.02.04

And then I found this

Where???

Bed Head

16:43 / 03.02.04

That's lovely. I think we've found a label for our vinaigrette bottle. Who wouldn't buy such a thing?

Smoothly

17:01 / 03.02.04

Oh so that's what he's doing.

Our Lady Won't Do That Again

18:27 / 03.02.04

I'd feel sorry for fffffdfffff/Tedy/Andrew Callo if his girlfriend actually shit in the bed, but then maybe he could get his revenge by dumping on her. As she's presumerably page 23 of the last issue of Maxim he'd even be able to wipe her clean afterwards.

Keith

10:44 / 05.02.04

"Cool?"

Isalie

11:17 / 05.02.04

Just a Superduper Wacky Question:

Were you going out with her for any reason other than Sex?
I mean, yeah, it's supposed to be fun and all, but God gave us Third hand's by our crotch for a reason.

Didn't you feel that little spark?
Or are you just an ass?

Keith

11:42 / 05.02.04

In that poster, You can clearly note:
A) Newman's sated look
B) Post coital cigarette
C) just the slightest indication of stirrings in the trouser region, as his 3rdarm/flipper/tentacle appendage prepares to rouse itself for another bout of 'vinagrette' production.

AND THAT'S A FACT

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

11:59 / 05.02.04

But we're not dressing our salads in the cool hand luke Newman's vinigarette are we? Rather it's the Road to Perdition Newman we're lunching down on with our rocket.

Ganesh

21:20 / 20.04.04

If she shits in bed, I think you should dump on her. She's clearly hinting at a desire to try mutual scat - and you, in your 'brown love' insensitivity, have failed to see the shiting on the wall.

hahaha

um...
you're kinda not meant to have three suits, bro.
have you forgotten the password for the other two accounts?

Ganesh

21:38 / 20.04.04

Have you 'soiled' the other suits?

22:03 / 20.04.04

Thanks for the update on the shit girlf sitch. That was really keeping me awake, wondering.

Now I'm awake wondering this:

What went wrong here? Did your poor partner, while trying to stimulate your disdainful member into some semblance of excitement, accidentally suck out your frontal lobe? Are you too ashamed to communicate your desire for abuse to a sympathetic co-sleeper but too cheap to pay for it? Did you confuse us with Fuckwits Anonymous? WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Write the answers on your ex and send her over.

40%

22:53 / 20.04.04

You're an anus.

See the thread I just started on insults if you need any clarification.

Uncle Batman

23:33 / 20.04.04

Oh my gosh. He doesn't sound nice does he? Could it be... bullshit!? Jeez I hope not. The world needs more fuckheads.

Smoothly

00:23 / 21.04.04

I have some sympathy for Knodge. My imaginary friend is shit at golf.

Ganesh

00:55 / 21.04.04

Or a dirty protest? Say it with faeces...

A Haus of Minions

01:03 / 21.04.04

Have you thought of a nice day out of the house? You know, there's more to life than sex, which on the whole is probably quite a good thing for you. Swansea has a number of delightful entertainments. Why not try the Taliesin Arts Centre? There's *always* something fun going on there...

Stoat-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

01:10 / 21.04.04

How many suits is that now, fucknuts?

Fucknuts

01:23 / 21.04.04

Ask Haus. No doubt he's counting...

Life Critic

01:32 / 21.04.04

wow.
you really are a dick.

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