BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


A short story which may be well worth your time and energy.

 
  

Page: (1)2345

 
 
Hawksmoor
05:45 / 04.01.06
BONE



Bodies writhed with reckless abandon.



Sour, tangy sweat drenched glistening bodies about the room, which was filled with acrid Gunga smoke and rough, lusty shouts and whimpers.



The smell of Ultimate Vice and Ultimate Abandonment of Redemption permeated every inch of the room like maggots within a festering, rotting carcass.



It was a Sexy Party. An Orgy.



William, called Bill by most of his associates, and Wilhelmina, referred to as Wilma by the majority of her associates, stood on opposite sides of the wide doorway which faced the room at an odd right angle, taking it all in like hounds that had finally come upon an aroma tracked tirelessly across a million endless, empty miles.



Bill was quite still where he stood,his large brown eyes darting
every few seconds across the mass of copulating people who populated the room . He wore a terrycloth bathrobe of deep, velvet maroon. His bald black head reflected rays of dim sunlight that poured in through the single window that looked down into the room. As he watched, his face crawling with an almost primitive form of revulsion, his right hand inched its way toward the belt of his robe. There was a large black .45 jutting from the tight, belted line of his waist.



Wilma, tall, dark, slender, and as brilliant as a dying star in its final beautiful display of power, leaned against the doorpost with her right arm trailing the impressive curve of her right thigh. She wore a skintight leather bodysuit that sparkled with pins, rings, and hoops.



“Another failed attempt, huh Baby?” she said, smiling a bit.

“Another failed attempt, Wilma, you got that right,” Bill said.

His voice was deep,heavy like an ancient, rusting anchor which had seen far too many drops upon the ocean’s craggy, abusive bottom. His voice was calm enough, despite this, but his gaze, a blazing suede lance about the room, was filled with rage, absolute, and unrelenting.



“Ok,” Bill said, his legs splaying in a flash as his right hand drew the .45 from his belt. The tie of the robe was unfurled with the force of the draw, and Bill’s robe fell open, revealing a very scrawny, hairless chest and legs that seemed to quiver with malnutrition. “Let’s clean up this appalling goddamn mess, shall we, Wilma?”



“Well,” Wilma said through suddenly clenched, incredibly white teeth, her formally wandering right hand slipping behind her back and into her own belt, which matched her black leather bodysuit, “I rather enjoyed the first few minutes of this Debacle, but now, well, now it’s just become boring and repetitive.”

She smiled at Bill from the side of her mouth, not really
expecting to receive anything in return, as was always the case.



This time, she more felt it than saw it.



Bill smiled back at her.



“Sex in general, you mean?” Bill asked, and the room exploded with the sound of slow, powerful gunfire.

Blood jetted in determined force onto the room’s walls.

Sweat, now more sour, (for it had been strengthened with Fear, had it not?) flew in a fine mist into the atmosphere of the room like dandelion spores. This gave the room an odd, wispy look.



Bodies rocketed here and there, propelled by the inanimate rage and power of a thirty-five year old .45 caliber handgun. Men and women were pinned to walls, floors, and beds by arrows that whispered across the length of the room, courtesy of a rather elaborate crossbow that Wilma was now firing and setting again and again with effortless grace and style.


It had taken the participants of the sex party precious seconds to comprehend what was going on, but now it was far too late for any realization of any real meaning. As bullets drove bloody channels though skulls and pounded holes the size of fists through chests, Wilma began to grin Quite suddenly, full on laughter exploded from her full, pink lips.



All at once, the almost preternatural beauty she’d held moments before fell away like a cheap disguise. In her laughter and glee, her lips became tight and deeply lined, pulling back from her too white teeth in a grimace of inhumanity. Her curved, sexy thighs became thick trunks that set her into the floor like some ancient death machine. Her hair was a black veil that whipped in an arc through the air. Her arms and eyes flew here and there, mowing down twenty adults in sixty seconds.



Bill simply fired his weapon over and over again. Only his eyes
betrayed his state of mind.



A minute after the fire had begun, silence fell upon the room.



The smell of Death was thick and foul in the air.



“All right?” Wilma said to Bill as she lowered her weapon, looking out upon the Death Room and her former targets. The laughter that had moments ago flowed from her mouth in an insane stream was gone, but the grin remained.



“Peachy Keen,” said Bill, holstering his gun in the waist of his underwear. The barrel still smoked as he did this, and when it touched his skin, the contact produced a sizzling sound like bacon fat in a hot skillet.



Bill didn’t move an inch. He didn’t even wince. He didn’t seem to notice being burned at all.



“Let’s get the fuck out of here and start over again,” he said. “Mebbe we’ll get lucky this time.”



He turned and walked from the doorway and out of sight.

“Maybe we will,” Wilma said, still grinning. “I’m getting quite tired of putting these little sex parties together, and not seeing a damned positive result out of all the hard work at the end.”




She turned and walked from the doorway with not another word. The crossbow hung from her belt, and it bumped and bounced on her rather impressive backside as she walked away.



From amid the blanket of smoke and death that permeated the room, something stirred.



It was a young white woman.



Her dark, long hair was frazzled and stood on end. There were beads of blood and bits of bone and flesh in her hair and on her face and naked body. She breathed like a horse that’d been run and whipped to the absolute edge of physical breakdown.



Tilda Harris had been invited to a Sex Party by a couple of maniacs with a mad mad-on against sex and fun, apparently. Her mind was a hurricane of panic, confusion, and terror. Hadn’t the woman who had tried to kill her (and who had in fact managed quite well in killing her partner and everyone else around her, for that matter) named Wilhelmina been her friend and co-worker for the past year? Hadn’t the two of them shared stories, laughs, and tears over the last year? Had the two of them not been damned near best friends?



‘Time for thought and rationality, later,’ her mind screamed at her. ‘For now, Escape is the Grand Thought.’



Tilda hopped up from the hard, carpeted floor and darted across the room, vaulting over tangled bodies, running through scatterings of bone and clothing, fleeing around Death as He surveyed His prey.



The fleeing, naked woman exited the room, her thin arms beating at the air as she ran.


There was a sudden Whisper upon the air, and Tilda Harris was thrown backward as an arrow drove itself through her throat and out the back of her neck> Tilda was thrown back into the final place of pleasure for twenty people, who had seen only happiness and good vibes in their immediate futures.



Tilda fell backward onto the floor with a meaty crash, fracturing her skull, groping at the arrow that had hit her, gagging on her own blood and terror. As she choked and groped on the floor, a voice seemed to bloom in the center of her brain like a firecracker. “You failed us, Tilda. You failed us, like all the others did, and now, you simply have to die. Don’t take it personally,“ the voice said. “We were friends after all. Cling to that.“



Another arrow plowed through her sweaty forehead, stilling her hands and body, forevermore.



“Thought I heard a rustle,” Wilma said from the
doorway.



And she followed Bill, even as he seethed with rage (and she thought of the best, most articulate way to invite her friend Trudy Wilson to a coke and acid party that she and Bill had been planning for some months) to whatever immediate destination Fate would lead them to next.
 
 
Hawksmoor
04:17 / 09.01.06
This actually turned out pretty cool after all.
 
 
Life Critic
17:26 / 09.01.06
did it?
in what way?
 
 
Hawksmoor
18:08 / 09.01.06
I meant to say that it actually turned out to be a pretty good read, for something that was written in about twenty minutes. Why? Did you not like it? Didd you read it at all? If so, what did you like and dislike about it?
 
 
Life Critic
19:58 / 09.01.06
i thought that was what you meant.
i only asked because it seems odd to comment like that on your own story.

i did read it, but i couldnt really think of anything useful to say. it doesnt quite have the punch of a short story, to be honest. it reads like an extract, except that you tell(as opposed to show) more than you would expect from such a small sample of a hypothetical novel.

the whole piece is quite stylised, so i dont know if my other thoughts are helpful...

stuff like 'why the capitalisation?' and 'would tilda harris think things like 'Grand Thought'?'
also, the fact that she thinks as you write sems odd... unless there is a reason? that reason isnt here, and would prolly need something much longer than this story to not sound forced.

sorry i dont have more time to think about this properly, dude.
 
 
Hawksmoor
20:23 / 09.01.06
Ok, cool. I do appreciate your comments, man. I didn't really expect you to say anything too bad about it....but you see, the way i wrote it, and as is the case with most short stories, there is no true End to the Big Deal of it all, if you get my point. You, the reader, as most readers are, were only supposed to read the story, understand the atmosphere, and go along with whatever thoughts you had on the main characters and their sick, barely understandable motivations. When i wrote this, i'd just finished having a heated discussion with one of my best friends and his wife about the ethics of orgies, as sad and funny and weird as that may seem to you, LOL. So, i guess this story was my own take on how less accepting people might see group activities of less than perfect subjects, be they orgies, drug parties, smutt viewings, or ect. Capitalization...well, in the text of any short story i write or have written, i only use caps when something should stand out beyond all else, to sort of highlight what a particular person may be thinking, and how it's strange how some thoughts just seem to blare out in our minds when we're put in certain situations, you know what i mean? Oh, and the characters talking as i write...well, some of my stories are placed in the pesent, and some are in the past. If you meant my characters sounding a lot like a real person would sound, well, they're facets of my personality, as most writers will also admit to. I would never kill out of pure revolting disgust, but i can imagine, at least, what a sick mind might do in a situation like this. If you want something that's a bit less....incomplete, lol, then i suggest you read the baseball story, or the superhero story. Hell, if you've got the time, read all the ones i've posted on this particulatr area, Creation, and lemme know what ye think. if you've got any of your own short stories that you'd like to share opions and viewpoints on, i'd be more than happy to read them.


Hawksmoor...from The Bleed.
 
 
Life Critic
21:28 / 09.01.06
ect

dude, i know its minor, but its etcetera.

that particular personal pet hate out the way...

i guess this story was my own take on how less accepting people might see group activities of less than perfect subjects, be they orgies, drug parties, smutt viewings, or ect.

wow.
that didnt come across...
so they kill them because they dissaprove?
what it comes across as is some kinda alien version of the george hunter white story, the CIA operative who dosed unsuspecting young men and women with drugs and who ran the CIA's whorehouse in the fifties.
it reads like the killers were trying to achieve a result with the party that didnt come off, so they decide to end it.

Capitalization...well, in the text of any short story i write or have written, i only use caps when something should stand out beyond all else

that's cool. you may have trouble with readers not inerpreting it exactly the same way. capital letters make me think Proper Noun, and their use in that context makes it seem like you are talking about Established Categories, not Emphatic Description.

Ultimate Vice sounds like a specific thing, a thing that is not the same, although possibly related to, ultimate vice.

there may be no Right Way or Wrong Way, but there are definitely ways that are more clear and less clear to new eyes.


If you meant my characters sounding a lot like a real person would sound, well, they're facets of my personality, as most writers will also admit to.

nope. i meeant that you make the narrative voice and the voice of tilda sound the same by using stylistic tweaks like the capital letters in her head that you have used in the narrative.
you have decided what capital letters denote, and your concept is almost unique to you. to make something so rare a part of her head as well as your narratibe style sits funny.
 
 
Hawksmoor
21:54 / 09.01.06
LOL. Firstly, i meant to type in etc. instead of ect...common mistake, i assume. I know words if i know anything, man. Trust me on that much. As far as the thing with capitalization and proper nouns, that is to say, specific persons, places, or things, i've read rather a lot of authors who use the same technique as i do when it comes to that. As a matter of fact, authors have been doing this very same thing for years. Stephen King, Alice Walker, and Ralph Ellison have done this very thing an awful lot in their years. That's one of the perks of creating your own world with your own words, bro. You get the privilage to break certain rules as long as you've managed to make a decent enough argument for breaking them. This is the reason why you see caps on certain ordinarily nonspecific things in this story more than once...you see me doing it a few times, which is my way of getting this particular point across, and the character's in some instances. To me, doing a thing like that is all about Point Making, getting the reader to see how certain specifically important thoughts, places, and words are in certain circumstances. Not to be funny or anything like that, but i've had dozens, perhaps hundreds, even, of people read my stories, and they, for the most part, seem to understand this rule...and the way that i use it. I do fully understand what you're saying, however, when it comes to the characters thinking in the same way i, the author, may be writing. Good point. I don't do that often, but then again, to me at least, it was warrented, because of the intense atmosphere and seriousness of the subject matter. You see what i mean? I don't do that particular thing often, though, as i said. I'll say that. As far as the actual point of the character's motivations, the two main characters, i think you hit the nail on the head. Two psychotics planned a sex party, but when it didn't go the way they wanted it to, they cut it short in a haze of Death and Destruction.


Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
22:37 / 09.01.06

If somebody has just been buried under the eviscerated remains of their chums, it is unlikely that they will think:

‘Time for thought and rationality, later,’ her mind screamed at her. ‘For now, Escape is the Grand Thought.’

It's scene-breakingly artificial. Same scene-breaking effect comes from some of the similes, which are a bit overblown and clunky, and the Capital Letters, which make it sound like a Track Listing of Your Favourite Goth Album.

These elements can all be fixed, and fixed reasonably easily. Questions being, I guess, a) would you? and b) why would you? To put it another way, what do you want this story to be? A short vignette, but do you have something in mind in its creation or its subsequent application?
 
 
Hawksmoor
23:08 / 09.01.06
Ok, firstly, no one can tell me how MY characters would react to a situation...only i know that, buddy. That's the benefit of them being my characters, of being created by ME. I think i know how the people i write about would react to a certain situation. As far as realistics go, yeah, i've been in pretty tight spots in my life, and in the middle of a few of them, which sometimes seem like slowed dreams in and of themselves, yeah, me and a lot of people i've known and know have thought slow, complicated thoughts. Example. I tried weed recently. My mind couldn't handle it. I started seeing things and not knowing where i was, not recognizing people i've known for 20 years or so. Now that i think on it, the shit we smoked may've been laced without our knowledge. Anyway, in the middle of what ended up damn near being a super freakout, i kept thinking and saying to myself, "Is this what it feels like to go crazy? This must be what it feels like to go crazy." Literally, man. So, that particular argument of yours is squashed. I know others who have done and thought things just like this in crisis, and when i say crisis, i mean BIG. Trust me. Stranger things have happened in reality. Maybe not your reality, but certainly in mine they have happened. What the woman in the story is basically saying when she says, 'Time for thought and rationality, later, For now, Escape is the Grand Thought." is that all unimportant bullshit thoughts aint important just now, there will be time for that later, but for now, i gotta focus on pulling my ass outta the fire. First thing's first, in other words. Which makes it very relevant to the situation, and not in the least scene breaking. As far as similies, stories need description, man. Period. Otherwise, what do you have but a page with words on it that don't mean anything? Description sets the pace for a decent story and even more decent dialogue. I learned this in European Writing Linguistics, a class at NC State college in Raleigh, NC, which i attended for four years. If i'm wrong, then i suppose you'd better write them and tell them that they gave me top marks for that class for the wrong reasons, eh? LOL. Besides, my descriptions are, again, relevant, to the story. I'm describing the scene the way i envisioned it in my mind when i thought of it....you can't describe it for me, can you? Clunky and overblown? Well, everyone's entitled to his or her own opinion, i suppose. "the Capital Letters, which make it sound like a Track Listing of Your Favourite Goth Album." I've already explained why my use of Caps is there, and how its importance adds to the story, so i won't go into that again. A short vignette, i'd say. Thanks for the input.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.


By the way, while i do appreciate all of the decent input i'm getting on this one particular story, i'd also love to read a few of your stories, so we can compare notes and writing styles...what say? Up for a little Creative Critisism?

If somebody has just been buried under the eviscerated remains of their chums, it is unlikely that they will think:

‘Time for thought and rationality, later,’ her mind screamed at her. ‘For now, Escape is the Grand Thought.’

It's scene-breakingly artificial. Same scene-breaking effect comes from some of the similes, which are a bit overblown and clunky, and the Capital Letters, which make it sound like a Track Listing of Your Favourite Goth Album.

These elements can all be fixed, and fixed reasonably easily. Questions being, I guess, a) would you? and b) why would you? To put it another way, what do you want this story to be? A short vignette, but do you have something in mind in its creation or its subsequent application?
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
23:15 / 09.01.06
Could you scan in the certificate saying you got top marks, please, Hawksmoor? I feel that if you did that it would make you proof against ever being criticised ever.
 
 
Hawksmoor
23:20 / 09.01.06
Dude, i'm a grown ass man,a Grown Man, lol....adults don't do things like that, which are petty and pretty simple, if you asked me. You sound like a spoiled child..."Prove it, whydontcha?" LOL. Don't get insulted because i proved you wrong. Put your own writing where your mouth is. Post something of yours, if you're that sure of your own skill and imagination. I won't scan a thing justr to prove myself right for a complete stranger. Are you crazy? You people are pretty funny. You've got me laughing out loud as i sit here, reading this. Bravo, man. LOL.



Hawksmoor....FRom The Bleed.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
23:21 / 09.01.06
Or, to put it another way, I or many other people on Barbelith who know things like how to spell "similes", "criticism" and "dialogue" could provide you with suggestions on how to make your writing more successful, but you don't seem to understand what criticism is for - instead you just say over and over again that this is how it came to you, and therefore it is right, as if the only criterion for judging writing was how successfully you manage to capture all the run-off from your brainsump without spilling a drop. As such, what's our incentive either to talk to you about your work or to invite criticism from you, when that criticism will be based on a fundamental misunderstanding of how and why criticism functions? What's your motivation in posting this?
 
 
matthew.
23:39 / 09.01.06
I won't scan a thing justr to prove myself right for a complete stranger. Are you crazy?

But you'll share your innermost thoughts with us. Is that crazy? Hawksmoor, I think you're missing the point on what this forum is all about. See here and here and here and here for a good example of how Barbe-criticism goes, or at least how I've seen it go in my time here. It's a give and take process. It doesn't do to get all flustered because someone questioned your capitalisation. In one story I posted, somebody commented on my verb-tense for the entire story. Changing that is essentially an overhaul (or an overHaus, haha). But people do it out of love and respect, Hawksmoor from the Bleed - out of love.
 
 
Life Critic
23:41 / 09.01.06
grown men dont often use LOL, i find.
i may have not met a good cross section.


you see me doing it a few times, which is my way of getting this particular point across

see, i dont think it does come across.
i may be wrong.
i'm not, but i could be.

So, that particular argument of yours is squashed.

no, not really. haus is telling you, as was i, that the lines you put in her head sound like they arent the kind of things that should be in her head. you can take this as unimportant subjective opinion if you like, but i dont think you are allowing yourself enough remove to really examine what he or i are saying.

also, you were high.
you had some crazy thoughts while high, and you see that as justification for putting wierd shit like ‘For now, Escape is the Grand Thought’ in a character's head. unless she is also high, i dont see how that proves anything. if knowing she is high is integral to our understanding of her wierd way of thinking, then we need told.

its a clanger, dude.
fix it or accept that it makes your story flawed to at least two of us.
 
 
Smoothly
23:44 / 09.01.06
Jo-ho-ho-hoke suit.
 
 
Hawksmoor
23:48 / 09.01.06
Oh spelling, that's a great comeback, man. I can tell you're one of those geeks who sits online all day long, no life at all, no girl wants you, and no decent job or life goals....so, I think you get your pleasure outta tearing other people's work down. Criticism is one thing, but your point in carrying on with this seems to be something else altogether. I won't entertain your "critiques" anymore, bro. You just seem like a sad, pathetic loser to me. Overweight, are you? Pimple faced with glasses that could see through concrete, eh? Out or in the closet, man? LOL. Thanks for the creative criticisms, by the way. "Same scene-breaking effect comes from some of the similes, which are a bit overblown and clunky, and the Capital Letters, which make it sound like a Track Listing of Your Favourite Goth Album." You wanna get persnickety..ok...is this even a whole sentence, dude? Similes and dialogue were corrected a few minutes ago, b the way, bro. Before you even said anything about it at all, they were corrected. By the way, I can spell favorite well enough. Can you, Genius? LOL. Stop pretending to know anything about a thing that you’re so obviously in the dark about. You have yet to post your own work, I’ve noticed. Talk to me when you’ve done that….and try not to plagiarize another’s work, eh?
 
 
matthew.
23:55 / 09.01.06
*coughs, spits out coffee onto keyboard*
Excuse me?
 
 
Life Critic
23:58 / 09.01.06
I can tell you're one of those geeks who sits online all day long, no life at all, no girl wants you, and no decent job or life goals

how?
is it something you have experienced and that you can therefore recognise the syptoms of?

oh, and watch the 'gay or out the closet' shit, if you dont want to be laughed the fuck out of town.

now, accept that our opinions of your story dont need to conform to yours, or stop asking for our opinions.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
23:58 / 09.01.06
I'm sorry, Hawksmoor. It was wrong of me to ask for a scan of your gold star from North Carolina state. A letter from a parent or guardian asking for you to be excused criticism because you have a cold and a chesty cough will do fine.

Odd that I know words if i know anything, man. Trust me on that much, and yet Oh spelling, that's a great comeback, man.. LOL, as I believe Ralph Ellison once said.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
00:04 / 10.01.06
By the way, I can spell favorite well enough. Can you, Genius? LOL.

Favourite.

LOL.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
00:19 / 10.01.06
Matt: It's not all that surprising. See here for somebody not only exploding in almost exactly the same way, but also using almost exactly the same terminology. It seems that Tolstoy was right when he said that all happy fatuities resemble one another LOL.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:34 / 10.01.06
ZING! He's got you totally figured out, Haus.

Not that it'll probably do much good, but:

Ok, firstly, no one can tell me how MY characters would react to a situation...only i know that, buddy. That's the benefit of them being my characters, of being created by ME.

Yes, you can arbitrarily decide that character X will behave in a certain way in situation Y, but I believe Haus's point was that actual, real live people do not. So, if you're attempting to tell a semi-plausible story, and you have a character act in a totally implausible manner it's going to jar. Justifying it with 'it's my character and I know how ze would react' doesn't cut it because you haven't established that in the story. I believe the technical term for this is 'characterization.'

This is futile isn't it? With Matt on the coffee spewing, by the way.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
00:34 / 10.01.06
Meanwhile... would it be worth actually providing a critique of this, in the hope either that Jack H in the corner gets something out of it or that it helps other people to look at their own work? Or is that just asking for trouble?
 
 
Sniv
00:40 / 10.01.06
Hawksmoor - you may know words, but I'd like to introduce you to the concept of paragraphing. Your witty retorts are quite ricky to read in those big-ass blocks.

btw, I quite enjoyed your story for the throwaway gun-porno pulp nastiness that it was. I thought though that Bill could only get it up if he killed all of those people. I was waiting for the pop-shot man, but you never delivered! What's up with that?? =P

Also, was this story a reaction to your insane mary-wanna trip? I get the feeling from your subsequent comments that maybe you are Bill, and want to shoot the fuck out of degenerate drug-munching sex perverts. Maybe.

Anyway, keep writing and just chill out a bit. All the posters on this board know their shit, and most normal hu-mans have not a chance of equalling their Wilde-ian put-downs.
 
 
Life Critic
00:48 / 10.01.06
see, phobias, i thought it was haus too.
then, after a few abusive PMs (and a warning from me that i would not consider anymore of his abuse private) he called me a big fat gay geek in the closet.


i was wondering, haus, if you wanna half in on a nice queen anne number somehwere in the city for holiday purposes?

clearly we would have to timeshare, what with you and i both being so fat.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
00:55 / 10.01.06
It's OK. Hawksmoor has shared his belief that I am likely to kill myself in the next five years due to my low self-esteem, so if you hold out until then it's all yours, baby.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:56 / 10.01.06
When I was 13 I used to go and harrass people in chatrooms. I never realised that they found it funny too but it's all clear to me now.
 
 
Hawksmoor
00:57 / 10.01.06
Okay, okay, dudes. Enough. I think i can take creative criticism, but maybe i do get personally involved when my work is involved. Or maybe i was just reacting you what i clearly know were insults. My opinion. To me,this is right, and nothing can change my mind about that. But, I am willing to stop with the insults if you people do the same. We're all adults, here. Let's act like it. Besides, i liked that last fat joke. Time Shares. Priceless.
 
 
Hawksmoor
01:01 / 10.01.06
John The Exploding One...i do appreciate the nice words. Sorry i didn't delive. I'll try harder next time, bro. I aint Bill, though...lol. Bill was just the wildest reaction to that sort of situation that is possible to me, or was possible, at the time.
 
 
A Haus of Minions
(prev. Jenna Elfman's Hollywood Haus)
01:02 / 10.01.06
So, up for a proper discussion of this one then, Hawksmoor? We may not be as acute as your LiveJournal friends, but we'll do our best. Who knows, it might turn out to be our favourite short story ever.
 
 
Life Critic
01:11 / 10.01.06
you'll get no more opinion from me on your stories, i'm afraid. not today, anyway.
funny how life works, isnt it?

i hope for your sake that your insults werent based on your own experience of life, and that you eventually do get to a place where you can get something out of barbelith that isnt the faraway sound of five thousand big fat gay geeks laughing their asses off.
 
 
Hawksmoor
01:11 / 10.01.06
Jeez, man...see, i actually tried to leave this behind, and unless you're being funny, it sounds to me as if you're being passive aggressive. If you are indeed joking, get new joke, bro. Hahaha. You know, cuz, i know y'all don't like me using LOL.
 
 
Hawksmoor
01:14 / 10.01.06
Favorite, man. it's spelled favorite. I spelled it that way because one of you spelled it that way, in trying to mock me. Be easy.
 
 
Liger Null
01:20 / 10.01.06
In England, it's spelled favourite, Hawksmoor.

So you're both right.

If you don't believe me, look it up.
 
  

Page: (1)2345

 
  
Add Your Reply