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Hardcore Smurfs

Warewullf

14:45 / 02.04.03

Eeww...
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"Since the Smurfs original audience is now in there twenties, more mature themed elements will have a tone in the stories like drugs, unprotected sex and alcoholism."

"One of the big main things about this new version is that the characters will be drawn more "anatomically correct"."

Smurfs smurfing each other without smurfs?! Smurfing hell!

Actually, it's just gross, isn't it?

Taken from Pulse

Still, good April Fool's story.

Jack Fear

14:55 / 02.04.03

...as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Donnie Darko, as always, speaks truth to power.

The Falcon

15:16 / 02.04.03

Much the same as what I said at MillarWorld.

Doctor Singapore

19:24 / 09.04.04

SMURF = Socialist Man Under Red Father.