Sick of constant errors on my old computer (and sick of asking my on-line friends/tech support for help) recently I enchanted two panels of Dogbert (in his saint mode) saying "Out! Out! You Demons of Stupidity!" and affixed it them to my hard drive (which the comic asked you to do anyway). For the next few weeks I'll be giving praise to Saint Dogbert, patron saint of technology. I feel that this could very well work for some reason. Either that or I'll try a real exorcism.
Hah! That's great. You could even make yrself a hat and sceptre like the ones Dogbert uses (construction paper should do), and ritually drive out the demons a couple of times a day.
