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A Much Hipper Online Personality Quiz

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Regrettable Juvenilia

08:53 / 29.04.03

[Image: The Hipster Intellecticus: call himself what he will (beatnik, philosophy major, liberal arts student), he's still hip and he still digs on Kerouac.]
You're the Hipster Intellecticus. Call yourself
what you will (beatnik, philosophy major,
liberal arts student), you're still hip and you
still dig Kerouac.

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
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As Jack Fear likes to say: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cool.

The Puck

09:05 / 29.04.03

[Image: The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with ]
You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow to
you, everyone else just stares, as you swagger
down the street with "Little Green
Bag" stuck in your head.

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
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yeah im the man and now you all know that.

Eloi Tsabaoth

09:14 / 29.04.03

[Image: Geek Chic. Offbeat and with a thumbful of calluses, this hipster/trekkie hybrid spends most of his time catching Simpsons reruns and sucking down raspberry Jell-O. However, he's still hip]
You're Geek Chic. Offbeat and with a thumbful of
calluses, you spend most of your time catching
Simpsons reruns and sucking down raspberry
Jell-O. However, you're still a hipster,
you've still got your own style, and you
probably dig the Velvet Underground's "Who
Loves the Sun?"

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Yeah, surprise surfreakingprise.

uncle retrospective

09:21 / 29.04.03

God damn, that's two days in a row I've been called a geek by these tests. There must be something wrong with them.
Yes.

mkt

09:50 / 29.04.03

After the geek humiliation of the last test I did, I'm pleased to count myself a consummate hipster. Yes sir.

that

09:55 / 29.04.03

I can't even answer the questions in a way that vaguely suits me...so I shall never discover what kind of hipster I am. This makes me very sad. Oh yes.

Regrettable Juvenilia

10:23 / 29.04.03

The questions aren't fantastic, but I think this one makes up for that by allowing multiple answers, which means you can aim for some kind of compromise.

Now, under cover of a cool and trendy hipster quiz, allow me to reveal the greatest online quiz of them all, and the most satisfying and accurate answer I have yet received:

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What Farscape Character are you?

You frelling know it.

Jack Fear

10:42 / 29.04.03

[Image: The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural. He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster]

You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born with your cool, and it's totally natural. You run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

I'm utterly unsurprised. I've had plenty of practice operating with a blown mind.

that

10:50 / 29.04.03

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And I got Hipster Intellecticus.

No star here laces

10:57 / 29.04.03

[Image: The Elitist Prick. So consumed with being on top of indie trends and posing, the Elitist has completely forgotten how to enjoy his once-hipster status. It's probably too late for him.]
You are the Elitist Prick. You're so consumed with
being on top of indie trends that you've
completely forgotten how to enjoy your once-
hipster status. It may be too late for you.

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
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Yesssssss! I am eeevil hipster. Quake at my might, before I "lose my edge"...

uncle retrospective

11:09 / 29.04.03

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What Farscape Character are you?

I'll be in the bath.

Warewullf

12:34 / 29.04.03

Awww yeeeeeaahhhhhhhh...........

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(Didn't cheat, honest!)

The Strobe

12:43 / 29.04.03

Awesome!!

[Image: The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural. He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%]
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Matthew Fluxington

12:54 / 29.04.03

Me too.

[Image: The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural. He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%]
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Saint Keggers

13:10 / 29.04.03

[Image: The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural. He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%]
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
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What Farscape Character are you?

No star here laces

13:56 / 29.04.03

Ass, did it again without the multiple answers and got this. Can't decide which of the two is more hip...

[Image: The Fashionable Badass: ranks among those legendarily well-dressed, unflaggingly cool badasses of myth: Spike Spiegel, the Reservoir Dogs, Doc Holiday, and the Fifth Element herself.]
You're the Fashionable Badass. You'll rank among
those legendarily well-dressed, unflaggingly
cool badasses of myth: Spike Spiegel, the
Reservoir Dogs, Doc Holiday, and the Fifth
Element herself.

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
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Spatula Clarke

14:12 / 29.04.03

Geek chic. Which is about as obvious as you can get (with the possible exception of Bleulaces result. Arf).

I also got this:

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The Return Of Rothkoid

14:26 / 29.04.03

Whaddya know? I'm a smart-arse too. Intellecticus it is.

Consummate.

And Pilot/Moya.

rizla mission

15:12 / 29.04.03

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Shit!

There's no way of expressing the extent to which this has crushed my hipster self-esteem, even though it was completely inevitable.

but then, they've left out the Velvet Underground / Ramones worshipping indie-hipster. So I declare myself that.

Eloi Tsabaoth

15:17 / 29.04.03

Too much Death Metal. Hey, wanna play Streetfighter II?

pointless and uncalled for

15:57 / 29.04.03

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What Farscape Character are you?

and

[Image: The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural. He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%]
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Still, I am a demi-god, which makes me a lot fucking hipper than anyone else to grace these pages.

Cop Killer

17:59 / 29.04.03

I'm a Low Fidelity All Star, I guess it's right; although I was hoping for a "You Just Fucking Rule" category, which I would have surely fit into.

Mourne Kransky

18:54 / 29.04.03

Must have done the wrong quiz...
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's me, right enough.

Regrettable Juvenilia

18:58 / 29.04.03

Xoc, please tell me you're building the rest of that. But that you also need volunteers to co-write the questions and results...

Tryphena Absent

19:05 / 29.04.03

But it could so easily be a half arsed job.

Matthew Fluxington

19:08 / 29.04.03

Oh god.

We need that quiz.

We NEED it.

Persephone

19:18 / 29.04.03

Hey if you build it, I'll put it up on QG. It's pretty easy to build a quiz, you just have to do like a tree diagram. If you know what I mean?

straylight

19:47 / 29.04.03

There is something frightfully apt about the fact that I've seen no other Low-Fidelity All-Stars among the blog and diaryland kids doing this, but here, there are a lot of us.

I don't know why I took the Farscape test when I've only seen it once, but I guess I get to be the funny-looking pilot.

Capitalist Piglet

19:51 / 29.04.03

[Image: The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural. He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%]
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Though I should have been the "Not a hipster/Ashcroft" one.

gingerbop

19:55 / 29.04.03

OK, so this test says im a consummate hipster, yet the other one says im an outsider. Can i be both at once?

Tryphena Absent

20:08 / 29.04.03

Clearly in order to be a consummate hipster you must be a slightly aloof outsider else you wouldn't be consummate enough.

Rev. Orr

21:29 / 29.04.03

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What Farscape Character are you?

[Image: The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with ]
You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow to
you, everyone else just stares, as you swagger
down the street with "Little Green
Bag" stuck in your head.

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Something does not compute. I mean, I can see Dargo in 'Swingers' I'm just not sure that I want to.

Mr Tricks

22:32 / 29.04.03

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