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What are YOU going to hell for?

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:38 / 11.06.03
[Image: NINJA]
You have been involved in a shameful online RPG,
and your soul will never be clean. You've
soiled the memory of a dead author and
neglected yourself and other human beings for
months at a time; there is no way to make up
for this. The Lord has turned His eyes from you
forever!

Keep back, you utter trash!


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But I really haven't! Unless you count Mornington Crescent. And that's not a real ninja, either.
 
 
SMS
03:46 / 12.06.03
[Image: This quiz says I'm not going to Hell, but it's wrong.]
You don't belong in Hell. Sorry.

...You
probably fucking lied or cheated. Fucker.


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I'm so dull.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
04:09 / 12.06.03
I'm not going. I'm catholic.
 
 
gravitybitch
04:19 / 12.06.03
[Image: I'm going to Hell because I write slash fanfiction!]
You write awful slash fanfiction and bring shame
upon your family. (Or you read it and
have thought about writing your own, and that's
bad enough.)

The shadow of your evil
will remain on this earth for as long as the
Web lasts.

You should be hanged in front
of angry villagers on Christmas Day, you sick
fiend!


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This may be a little too accurate (except for the part about bringing shame down upon my family).
 
 
that
07:12 / 12.06.03
Also because I write slash.

It's like this quiz has seen the depths my very soul, I tells ya (Or perhaps it has just been reading Barbelith).
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:19 / 12.06.03
Hooray! Me too... except I don't write slash. Erm.

[Image: I'm going to Hell because I write slash fanfiction!]
You write awful slash fanfiction and bring shame
upon your family. (Or you read it and
have thought about writing your own, and that's
bad enough.)

The shadow of your evil
will remain on this earth for as long as the
Web lasts.

You should be hanged in front
of angry villagers on Christmas Day, you sick
fiend!


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Mazarine
08:25 / 12.06.03
[Image: I'm going to Hell because I'm a fanart fucker!]
You do that fanart stuff! Don't deny it!

You
are a particularly foul breed.


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No I don't. I mean, that might be keen, cause then I could draw. But I don't.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:52 / 12.06.03
Well, I got the slash fiction one, which seems to apply to bloggers, people who do zines, etc, as well. Not very accurate. However, I have to praise this test for having good taste, and correctly identifying the worst possible crime a person can commit:

[Image: I'm going to Hell because I like Harry Potter!]
You like Harry Potter, you scum. It's the deepest
pit in Hell for you.

Your very
existence is a crime against Nature.


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Foust is SO authentic
10:57 / 12.06.03
Hey, I'm the first one to get this...

[Image: I'm going to Hell because I obsessively collect LotR shit!]
You obsessively collect Lord of the Rings
merchandise, you pathetic bastard, and there
are a lot of people out there like you. Hell is
going to be bloody crowded with your kind. At
least you won't be lonely.

Damn Peter
Jackson!


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Tryphena Absent
11:06 / 12.06.03
(Who else here thinks Flyboy should be shot? Just me? Pity.)
 
 
Mr Messy
12:11 / 12.06.03
[Image: I'm going to Hell because I am a pervert! But shh! Don't tell anyone.]
You're one of those perverts. You know what I'm
talking about.

Clean yourself up, and
get outside more! Fucker.


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Yay me.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:53 / 12.06.03
[External image]
Bwahahaha...
 
 
Ellis says:
07:15 / 13.06.03
[Image: This quiz says I'm not going to Hell, but it's wrong.]
You don't belong in Hell. Sorry.

...You
probably fucking lied or cheated. Fucker.
 
 
De Selby
10:35 / 15.06.03
[Image: I'm going to Hell because I once neglected to flush a public toilet!]
You forgot to flush the toilet once in a public
washroom. Innocent, yes, but you are absent-
minded and slovenly, and slovenly people go to
the Bad Place.

You slice of filth!


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Seems a bit harsh to me. It only happened the once, and I went back afterwards...
 
 
Seth
14:39 / 15.06.03
[Image: This quiz says I'm not going to Hell, but it's wrong.]
You don't belong in Hell. Sorry.

...You
probably fucking lied or cheated. Fucker.


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Funny. Last one of these I did said I belonged in the Malebolge.
 
 
cusm
13:28 / 17.06.03
[Image: I'm going to Hell for making ugly LJ icons!]
You habitually make disgustingly ugly LiveJournal
icons. No. No, don't try to deny it! We've all
seen them, and they are fucking ugly as sin,
and for this you have damned yourself to an
eternity of suffering. It is justice! After
all, you've probably blinded dozens of
people.

STOP THIS NOW AND REPENT!
Perhaps you will be saved.


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