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How dodgy are you?

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waxy dan

08:20 / 05.08.03

http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html

Not toooo dodgy... I'm kinda dissappointed that I didn't make it over 30 years though...

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Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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Death penalty though! Yay!

Bear

08:39 / 05.08.03

I'm getting slightly longer than you -

Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £2000

I wonder what I've done that you haven't??

Tryphena Absent

08:48 / 05.08.03

I'm far sweeter than either of you- Years in prison: 15 Potential fine: £7000. I think you're both really dodgy!

Mazarine

08:49 / 05.08.03

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

Oh... why aren't I shady? I shouldn't be allowed to run around loose.

BioDynamo

08:52 / 05.08.03

I knew it. I rule.

Years in prison: 71 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Bear

08:54 / 05.08.03

Bloody hell!

And Mazarine how did you manage to get 0?

Mourne Kransky

08:55 / 05.08.03

Years in prison, sharing a cell and a slop bucket with Big Arfer the biro tattooist: 8.5
Potential fine: £2500

Good Lord, I am more evil and socially reprehensible than Jeffrey Archer. Remarkably law abiding compared to the Kray Twins above though.

Lurid Archive

08:58 / 05.08.03

I'm not *that* dodgy, you know.

Years in prison: 74.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

just a bit careless sometimes.

The Puck

09:06 / 05.08.03

I think not driving or fishing let me down a little bit but sill a hefty

Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

but then again i know im a little bit dodgy.

waxy dan

09:10 / 05.08.03

Dammit! I need to learn how to drive to up my jailtime!! That's the only thing I can think of.

I did a little better on the spark's purity test. 34%

William Sack

09:11 / 05.08.03

BioDynamo, I'd like you to look after Core, Lurid, you take Revolution and Puck Spectacle. All I need now is a capo to take care of Participation.

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

Mazarine

09:20 / 05.08.03

And Mazarine how did you manage to get 0?

-Shrugs- Maybe cause my sins are largely confined to the home, I spose. Who ever thought I'd be the wide eyed blinking innocent of the lot?

Having said that, someone should logically now get a lower score than I did.

waxy dan

09:23 / 05.08.03

Wait, you've never put a stamp on upside down by accident?

Mazarine

09:28 / 05.08.03

I don't think so... nope. On the wrong corner, but never upside down. But it's a possibility, so I put maybe.

waxy dan

09:30 / 05.08.03

Drunk inside a pub?
Are you in London? This has got to be sorted out.

I do like the idea of someone getting a lower score though.. "Here, have three more years of freedom!"

We're The Great Old Ones Now

09:32 / 05.08.03

I haven't done any of these things since I enrolled in the Witness Protection Program with my new name. So I guess that makes me a zero, too.

Mazarine

09:33 / 05.08.03

Waaaaiiit a second. I'm using Mozilla. Lemme try InEx.

Mazarine

09:38 / 05.08.03

No, still 0 years, 2000 lb. fine. And someone could still get a lower fine than me, I think.

Never been drunk inside a pub/bar/tavern. I'm too suspicious of the general public to get drunk anywhere near them.

spidermonkey

10:39 / 05.08.03

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 108 Potential fine: £9500

But I'm a little innocent angel me!

Mourne Kransky

12:28 / 05.08.03

I appear to 36% pure. Sounds on a par with the sludge on the bottom of a river delta polluted by industrial waste to me. *sigh*

Whisky Priestess

12:37 / 05.08.03

I am .... Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £2000

Huh. Just cos I've only ever broken into someone's room and not their house ...

pomegranate

13:19 / 05.08.03

potential jail time: 33 years
potential fines: 7,000 pounds
i am 55% pure. which is interesting cos the percent sign is above the 5...

Mr Messy

14:06 / 05.08.03

I'm a Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - I'm heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if I'm not already inside (I'm not by the way).
If no one says I'm a bad person, they're wrong. Coz I am.

Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £9500

Hmmmm. guess thats why I've always got that guilty feeling.

Bear

14:10 / 05.08.03

There seems to be quite a few of us serving 33 years, I think we should form a gang - but I want to be Top Dog!

spidermonkey

14:18 / 05.08.03

As well as apparantly being a dirty felon I'm also only 37% pure!
I don't get it, I'm the straightest person I know!

waxy dan

14:29 / 05.08.03

Yoohoo! My jail time may be paltry, but it is I who am least pure!
yay

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:33 / 05.08.03

19 years, 2 grand, poss. death penalty. Ho, hum.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:37 / 05.08.03

19 years, 2 grand, poss. death penalty. Ho, hum.

Saint Keggers

14:38 / 05.08.03

Years in prison: 65.5 Potential fine: £2000

But thats in the UK...in canada im sure im a saint.

ephemerat

15:05 / 05.08.03

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000

I tell you I've changed, I've changed! I'm not like that any more.

ephemerat

15:25 / 05.08.03

Oh, and 31% pure. I'm a bad man.

waxy dan

15:26 / 05.08.03

Years in prison: 120.5 !!!!!
What the hell did you do? Feed your mama to the tourists?

... What I find incredible is that the 'Potential fine' is just £2000.

Mr Messy

15:27 / 05.08.03

HA. I am merely 32% pure. I challenge thee to sink lower than I.

Mr Messy

15:35 / 05.08.03

Oh. You did. Three times.

Helmschmied

15:41 / 05.08.03

97.5 years in prison....4500 pound fine

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