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Do You Play Guitars?

 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:37 / 16.10.03
Can you play guitar?

I like to use gaffer tape, but I do not play guitar.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
15:42 / 16.10.03
Well, that's a spooky coincidence because I don't play guitar either. In fact, there are many musical instruments that I cannot play. All of them, really. Except for the theme tune to Wagon Train wich I can play on the black keys on the piano. I could have been Brian Eno if I'd just gone ahead with my pop star career regardless.
 
 
Jack Fear
17:32 / 16.10.03
I never ever learned to read or write so well, but I can play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:15 / 16.10.03
Todd plays the flute pretty good. What do you use the gaffer tape for, Flux?
 
 
rizla mission
19:06 / 16.10.03
a-ringin' a bell takes a lot more expertise than many people realise.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
19:09 / 16.10.03
I have a bass. It only has 3 strings presently. One is in tune. I can't play it.

The Gaffer tape is used to attach the flamethrower to the pulse rifle.
 
 
gotham island fae
19:20 / 16.10.03
And it makes baby-sitting duties sooooo much easier.
 
 
w1rebaby
19:50 / 16.10.03
I can play guitars, but I can't play guitar.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:49 / 16.10.03
re: gaffer tape

Kate Bush may have sung the only popular song about suspension bondage (although her spelling of gaffa tape is different):

"Mother, where are the angels? I`m scared of the changes."

Suddenly my feet are feet of mud.
It all goes slo-mo.
I don`t know why I`m crying.
Am I suspended in Gaffa?
Not until I`m ready for you,
Not until I`m ready for you
Can I have it all.



I played impressive air guitar at Ganesh' sister's wedding btw.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
21:12 / 16.10.03
Qalyn's right, though I thought I told him to keep the existance of my Jethro Tull cover band secret. Bastard!
 
 
deja_vroom
11:25 / 17.10.03
I can play the guitar. I play it like a DEVIL!

I even possess a guitar humidifier (I like to play it wet, you see)
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Jack Fear
12:38 / 17.10.03
Rizla: a-ringin' a bell takes a lot more expertise than many people realise.

Indeed it does.

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Tryphena Absent
12:58 / 17.10.03
I shop more than other people but I don't play guitar.
 
 
Bear
13:06 / 17.10.03
I can't play the guitar but I would like to, my friend can play the guitar very well this one time he started to play Hott in Here by Nelly - that was cool.

I can play Michael rowed the boat ashore on the harmonica.
 
 
Squirmelia
13:08 / 17.10.03
I had a slightly unusual way of playing my guitar:

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I got quite good at playing "There were 10 in the bed" though.
 
 
rizla mission
14:40 / 17.10.03
Looks like a pretty good way of playing the guitar to me.

As I may have subtley hinted in other threads, I'm not going to be playing any guitars for a while cos I've broken my left hand.

Damn.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
15:25 / 17.10.03
I can. I can also play the zither. Though it doesn't sound as good through a flanger.
 
 
EE
20:02 / 17.10.03
Yes I can. Saxophone as well. And a little piano. How little? Oh, it's about yea high, about yea wide...

Har!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:17 / 18.10.03
I used to be able to play bass, a little.

Haven't played in years though I'd love to pick it up again.

*mourns long-gone bass guitar*

:(
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
17:16 / 18.10.03
Well, F-L-U-X may not play guitar, but F-L-Y, B-O-Y plays guitar.

That's right. I play guitar...

...And I love it!!!

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rizla mission
15:52 / 19.10.03
diddle-iddle-iddle-iddle skreeee!
 
 
Axel Lambert
16:09 / 19.10.03
tadaaa

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