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Superman and Batman brothers?

 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
22:11 / 31.03.04
Yes, this is a pretty lame April Fool's.
 
 
LDones
00:49 / 01.04.04
Hahaha. Bastard. I am truly too weak in the face of the Undies-On-The-Outside brothers.
 
 
Tamayyurt
03:37 / 01.04.04
Heh, pretty good... maybe it's cause it's late and I'm drunk but I believed you for a second there. God, I need to sleep.
 
 
Catjerome
03:57 / 01.04.04
Ahhhh, I fell for this completely. Good one!

:: mutters swears when out of earshot ::
 
 
Spaniel
08:44 / 01.04.04
I too am weakcock.
 
 
lekvar
09:47 / 01.04.04
The best April fools are the ones that could so easily be true. You win, Dr. Biz.
 
 
Sax
09:58 / 01.04.04
Phew, for a minute I really did think DC were going to say Superman and Batman were black all along.
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
21:46 / 01.04.04
I didn't believe it but only because that sounds more like marvel than dc.
 
 
Tamayyurt
21:58 / 01.04.04
They're the 3rd and 4th Summers brothers.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
14:43 / 02.04.04
Leaked script excerpt:


As Krypton collapses, Jor-El prepares to release the two rockets he has built for his sons Kal-El and Nij-El.

Jor-El: There my love, it is done. I have set the controls for the planet... Earth.

Lara-El:But why seperate rockets, my love?

Jor-El: To increase the odds that one of them make it there alive! The Earth's yellow sun will give them both extraordinary powers of strength, spped, and flight, except Nij-El threw up on my new tunic, so I've injected him with a serum that will suppress his powers until he reaches his mid-thirties.

Lara-El: Um...

Jor-El: No time for explanations! I'll set Clark, I mean Kal's rocket to land in a Kansas cornfield, and set Nij's to land in the alley outside a metropolitan hospital, where he will be fired through the window into a bassinet!

Lara-El: Oh, OK.

BOOM!