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It looks like I'm God, apparently

 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:22 / 17.07.04
Returning this lunchtime from my local distillery, and after a couple of modest libations, I was surprised by the stairs, and in what I suspect might be a life-defining moment, had everything explained.

It went something like this:

" GOD you make me sick... GOD, what in GOD's name what do you think you're doing with your GODdamn life, Dave ? "

It was this point I realised I'd probably transcended this tawdry existence.

So has anyone else had a similar experience ?

Or can I rest easy, in repose by the throne ?
 
 
the cat's iao
19:22 / 17.07.04
Sorry Dave, I can't do that.
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:31 / 17.07.04
It can only be attributable to human error.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:58 / 17.07.04
Yeah sorry - drunk in charge of a computer should be a capital offence
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:17 / 17.07.04
By the same token, my real pretend online name is FFS.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:50 / 17.07.04
As I say, huge apologies - all I'd say in my defence is,that I'm very, very drunk.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:52 / 17.07.04
Albeit, y'know, in a happening way.
 
 
Bed Head
21:59 / 17.07.04
Dude, you were drunk at lunchtime! how can you still be very, very drunk now, half a day later? Shouldn’t you be either sobering up or passing out by now?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:25 / 17.07.04
Maybe he sobbered up a bit but then got his drunk on again before posting. Things like that happen. Alot. To me.
 
 
Bed Head
23:32 / 17.07.04
I guess that’s feasible.

Although I might just have to do a comprehensive feasibility study, to check. There’s no substitute for gathering your own data.