Now you&#x27;re just being silly. Hang your head in shame stick yer pet lip out.

17:10 / 21.08.04

And while I do take great pride in my timekeeping, and whilst we're being picky, didn't you mean to call us punctilious pimps?

Never heard or seen that word in my whole life.

I can understand how it must be annoying, but try to take comfort in the fact that i'm writing again now so i should find these errors and correct them as time goes on.

Punctilious pimp would be one hell of a username for anyone that's about to change............

17:15 / 21.08.04

Just to triple post for hopefully the last time ever :

Isn't it enough that i love you all?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

17:18 / 21.08.04

No--you, like most people, say "I could've." I say "I could've." See? It's not that hard once you try.

Can we sing the Apostrophe Song now? I like the Apostrophe Song!

"I'm an apostrophe,
I shorten what you say to me..."

18:19 / 21.08.04

I'd imagine things are a bit grim up in Hull ( and I really hate to do this, but... )

Well it's " weird " and not " wierd. "

You could of done pretty much anything you'd have liked, as far as I'm concerned, but whatever it was, it was the former, not the latter.

I now officially feel ashamed of myself.

But it's " weird, " man, it's " weird. "

18:35 / 21.08.04

OKAY. (Deep breath)

"OF" and "HAVE" are different words. They mean differnt things. THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE, NO MATTER HOW YOU PRONOUNCE THEM.

"could OF"- blechhh.

"could HAVE"- now we're talking.

18:37 / 21.08.04

Sorry to be all pedantic, but I happen to love the English language. It's a beautiful thing and, used correctly, it can achieve beautiful things.
I don't like seeing it hurt.

18:45 / 21.08.04

The English language is a two dollar whore who invites the abuse. See how she favours Agatha Christie, for example.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:52 / 21.08.04

I blame the Schwa for this sort of thing. It's all the Schwa's fault! Damn you, Schwa--damn you, and your weak forms! DAMN YOUUUUU!

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

19:01 / 21.08.04

Parents ? Drugs ? Aliens ? The Vatican ? Jennifer Lopez ?

My money's on Lopez, but I could be wrong.

19:39 / 21.08.04

Schwa.

Wow.

Never heard of schwa before, but feel infinitely enriched now that I of. I mean have.

19:55 / 21.08.04

Oh, I thought it was going to be schwa:

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w1rebaby

20:01 / 21.08.04

Me too. Unless it's an alien syllable, introduced to... do something or other.

20:07 / 21.08.04

Umm... if we're all typing, does pronunciation actually become an issue at any point?

20:12 / 21.08.04

My vote goes to it doing other rather than something.

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

20:20 / 21.08.04

Alex- say what you like about her, but the English language would never, ever accept dollars.

Traveller's cheques, maybe.

Benny the Ball

22:12 / 21.08.04

Communication or punctuation? If you get what someone is saying, then who gives a fuck how they say it, anyone who corrects anothers grammar is a cock-knocker.

22:54 / 21.08.04

That should be 'another's grammar', not 'anothers'.

Regards from a cock-knocker.

23:36 / 21.08.04

Stoat:
Well I had her the other day, the English language. It wasn't cheap, and I abused her, but it's apparently much worse if you come from Texas.

On a seperate note, does anyone know what day it is today ?

I'd have to admit to being a little confused.

00:52 / 22.08.04

Another error. I should feel embarissed, but i don't, because the English language is a wEird, wEird thing.

How the fuck can i write with this gook? Ye Gods! With weird i say it like 'wiyerred', or 'we'erred', so there you go again. Mordant i'm glad you found something better for my 'cud ov', could've works a lot better, thanks.

Bloody grammar lesson's whilst on Filth withdrawal, The Filth, The Filth!

WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING ME IRRITATE YOU ALL!?!!! WHY DOESN'T LOVE GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE?!?! I have keys to press and a comfortable seat, but this sleep is not enough for me, i need a flaming sword.

I will kill them, i......i....i will STOP typing.....

00:55 / 22.08.04

Did i mention i'd just read The Filth?

These walls around me, fall around me, and everything's aaalriiiight......

w1rebaby

01:10 / 22.08.04

*rips skin off own hands with own teeth*

01:13 / 22.08.04

Why, it's Christmas day!

No?

Why, it's Splattersday!

And CCoaHD, that would make you a "cock-knocker" and not a "cocksucker."

01:17 / 22.08.04

That's gonna' be messy fridge. And probably leave quite a fair bit of hideous scarring...

w1rebaby

01:32 / 22.08.04

*gromf gromf gromf*

Don't worry, it's grammar skin, it grows back. I developed it when Spearmint Rhino put up a board opposite my house concerning "dancer's".