I wonder if it has a big "Now entering Mordor, Population:...." and then some sappy slogan like "Come for the volcano, stay for the destruction of middle earth."
It is funny; but it is too bad the guy who wrote it seems to need constant affirmation of his own STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY masculinity. (DO YOU HEAR ME? GAY DOES NOT = ME. YOU GOT THAT?)
It's only in that last one that I noticed it. You just want to say, "damn. this was so fun, and it's still funny but damnit, it's just obvious you could be (even) smarter than this."
alas: Nah, I know the guy what did that one. He's a bit fruity. Also aware of both the maturity level of the average internet forum conversation and of Sir Ian's sexual orientation, and I suspect at least one of these would be the point referenced for humour value.
