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THE LATE SHIFT DEMANDS PLINTHS!!!

 
  

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alas
22:44 / 14.02.05
I always think "melanin" when I read "melatonin"; so I think, "why would I want to ingest the chemical that gives eyes and skin color?"

true, we can buy melatonin, but we can't call it a chemist's--a word I like for its test-tubeyness. And while "pharmacoepia" is a great word, "pharmacy" bites.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:52 / 14.02.05
Why? What's so great about it?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:54 / 14.02.05
It is cool as unto a mamouth.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:57 / 14.02.05
Here...we have 'drugstores'... and they're never as cool as they sound.
 
 
alas
23:01 / 14.02.05
Keggers, are you asking what's so great about pharmacoepia? It's great because it makes me think of a cornucoepia of drugs! Which is just kind of funny.
 
 
alas
23:04 / 14.02.05
If you are asking about melatonin, I think it's cool because it helps you sleep.
 
 
Bed Head
23:04 / 14.02.05
Willy Wonka could so have a pharmacopoeia. If he sold drugs. A particularly phantasmagorical pharmacopoeia. It would rock.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:05 / 14.02.05
I bet he'd sell Werther's Originals, too.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:06 / 14.02.05
"If you are asking about melatonin, I think it's cool because it helps you sleep.


So does Jack Daniels.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:07 / 14.02.05
He'd sell his own mother if he thought he could make a buck from it.
 
 
Bed Head
23:12 / 14.02.05
What kind of buck?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:13 / 14.02.05
Pearl S
 
 
alas
23:17 / 14.02.05
Why does Willy Wonka want to Prostitute Pearl S. Buck?! I ask you! IN the NAME of HUMANITY!
 
 
Bed Head
23:19 / 14.02.05
Making a buck out of the self-made buck. His greatest challenge yet! Wonka’s all about the challenge.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:22 / 14.02.05
Wonka's da man! His Oompa Loompas got hizzle fer shizzle!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:22 / 14.02.05
I'M all about the challenge! I'm gonna go cross the road and buy beer even though I can barely stand! Pah! Fie on you, Mr Wonka, sir!
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:24 / 14.02.05
There goes one angry Wonka hater!
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:27 / 14.02.05
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Would you like to take an Oompa Loompa for a test drive?
 
 
alas
23:28 / 14.02.05
oompah loompahs terrify me, they do.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:30 / 14.02.05
"Oompa Loompa Dobity doo...I've got another riddle for you..."
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:30 / 14.02.05
That's some fucked up shit right there.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:31 / 14.02.05
um..I believe that's just chocolate.
 
 
Bed Head
23:31 / 14.02.05
Have there been any glimpses of the oopma-loompas from the new film yet?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:33 / 14.02.05
Nuh-uh, Keggers. That Wonka dude's one evil piece of crap. See that river the fat German kid falls into? Oompah Loompah colonic irrigation room just next door.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:34 / 14.02.05
BACK FROM THE SHOPS!

I know they had problems getting midgets for the new Dr Who series, cos Willy Wonka and the new Harry Potter had 'em all...
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:37 / 14.02.05
Dont you Understand, Oompas are like bees, whereas bees shit honey, Oompa Loopas excrete chocolate.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:39 / 14.02.05
Ah! Gotcha.

I won't ask about the Everlasting Gobstoppers.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:40 / 14.02.05
and snozzberries taste like snozzberries!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:54 / 14.02.05
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just giving The Shift what it demands... Sll hail the shift. The shift is our friend.
 
 
lekvar
00:03 / 15.02.05
That looks more like a shaft to me. Are you trying to give us the shaft?
 
 
alas
00:11 / 15.02.05
Doesn't "plinth" somehow, as a word, somehow evoke the feeling of a speech impediment? (Speaking as someone who had a lisp, as a child, and still do, when drunk, e.g.).

By the way, cheer me on--I've graded 6 papers!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:14 / 15.02.05
What's a plins, then? Or should that be what are plins?
 
 
alas
00:15 / 15.02.05
It would be the shits to give the shift the shaft.

Say that six times fathst. (There's a lisp, see, and I haven't even been drinking!)
 
 
lekvar
00:19 / 15.02.05
You knock over plins when you blowl at the blowling alley.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:27 / 15.02.05
Plinth it up, kids!

OH YEAH!!!
 
  

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