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This is the thread in which I return your possessions (PICS)

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:33 / 22.03.05

Hello Barbelith!

As some of you may know, over the years I have thiefed a great many Items and Objects from other members of this messageboard. In some cases I lifted these things from your pockets so nicely and with such delicacy that you are still under the illusion that they are Lost, rather than Stolen. Others of you I have taken from with Threats and Promises or even Acts of violence.

However, in the same spirit in which I recently let the "caper and prate like a foolish simpleton for the sake of fifty quid" thread be unlocked, and thus let the Profits of a marvelous Heist be given to someone else, I have decided that in this thread I will return all the Spoils of my Crimes to the good people of Barbelith. And also the bad, stupid people of Barbelith.

Unfortunately I have never bothered to keep an Inventory of which Item once belonged to each Victim, so I would appreciate it if you could claim your property here, or else make suggestions as to whom each item might belong to.

Let's begin.

Item 1: A fine pocket-watch and chain:

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Item 2: A half-empty bottle of meths:

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Item 3: This bauble:

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Regrettable Juvenilia

22:40 / 22.03.05

I'm pretty sure Items 4 and 5 belong to the same person.

Item 4: A pair of special mittens.

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Item 5: Identity Crisis #1-3, stained with tears.

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God I hope that's tears.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:42 / 22.03.05

This is the first time (and probably the last) I'll EVER say this, but... regarding items 4 and 5...

lol

There. I said it. I feel soiled.

23:17 / 22.03.05

Can I hav the Hand of Glory back, plse ? I cannot function as proper working kaos mage with just Marigold washing up glove stuffed with tissues, y'know ?

23:36 / 22.03.05

Item #1 would be mine I think.. How the hell did you manage to get your hands on that? And #2 surely belongs to Stoatie..

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:38 / 22.03.05

God, you could be right...

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

03:08 / 23.03.05

I think that #5 is Haus's, and inside is his secret shame of actually liking them.

05:16 / 23.03.05

Item 3 - give me back my thumb nail!

05:20 / 23.03.05

My mittens. It was you all along. Well it's spring now, chief!

05:31 / 23.03.05

die

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:13 / 23.03.05

Watch + Meths = Mine.

Tryphena Absent

12:18 / 23.03.05

Someone needs to moisturise their cuticles.

12:21 / 23.03.05

Petey, can I have my self-respect back? I suppose my dignity's too much to ask for.

I'll swap it for my sense of self-loathing.

12:25 / 23.03.05

I always knew you were a meths-bottle-is-half-empty kind of guy ...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:31 / 23.03.05

*Looks guitlily at cuticles*

Regrettable Juvenilia

12:33 / 23.03.05

Item 6: Selections from someone's CD collection (sold as one item)*.

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*Please note that all CDs within are lost, presumed destroyed. They have been replaced with copies of Mobb Deep's Murda Muzik.

Tryphena Absent

12:43 / 23.03.05

You destroyed my Arrested Development album?

Regrettable Juvenilia

12:52 / 23.03.05

Sorry. To make up for it, here: have a dollar. In fact nah Nina, here have two. Two dollars means a snack for me, but it means a big deal to you.

14:00 / 23.03.05

found this in a nearby pile of tired internet personae
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and there's this, found stuck to the arse end of some fat old heifer at frequent barb'lith hangout the royle bath & west show
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and this, really fucking sorely missed let me tell you
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and this, a portrtait drawn by an outsider artist you've probably never even heard of because you're not cool enough, who i met on a trip to the fashionable leicester square district of london
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now who oh who could all this piss belong to?

14:18 / 23.03.05

Ehh.. the first one would be a portrait of me.. dancing

unheimlich manoeuvre

18:48 / 26.03.05

Gumbitch the Che poster might be mine.

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There's this old barbemeet photo.

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And a book I borrowed.

22:35 / 26.03.05

One of you left this in my solarium.

What am I supposed to do with this hunk of crap?

22:48 / 26.03.05

Forget it ever existed.