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10:43 / 28.04.05

Courtesy of www.yell.com:

J & M Fear
Manor Farm, Southwick Rd, Mark, Highbridge, Somerset TA9 4LH
Tel: 01278 783261
Classification: Farmers

Loomis
123, Kirby Rd, Leicester, Leicestershire LE3 6BE
Tel: 0116 262 6064
Classification: Electrical Appliance Retailers

Ariadne
Unit A5, Dunkeswell Business Park, Dunkeswell Airfield, Honiton, Devon EX14 4LE
Tel: 01404 891528
Classification: Automation Systems & Equipment

Ganesh Jewellers
6, Woodland Avenue, Slough, Berkshire SL1 3BU
Tel: 01753 570704
Classification: Jewellers

Dance Haus
1, Park Way, Weston Favell, Northampton, Northamptonshire NN3 3BS
Tel: 01604 405802
Classification: Dancewear

Nina
27 Shenston Court, James St, Windsor, Berkshire SL4 1DA
Tel: 01753 832473
Classification: Psychics & Clairvoyants

Bed the Head
254-256, Ashby High St, Scunthorpe, South Humberside DN16 2SE
Tel: 01724 280753
Classification: Beds & Bedding

And, one for all you lovers out there:

Candlelight Sax
72, Broom Rd, Rotherham, South Yorkshire S60 2SX
Tel: 01709 371306
Classification: Weddings - Music & Entertainment

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

10:54 / 28.04.05

Dance Haus
1, Park Way, Weston Favell, Northampton, Northamptonshire NN3 3BS
Tel: 01604 405802
Classification: Dancewear

For some reason, this really made me laugh.

10:59 / 28.04.05

Smoothly Does It
5 Stone Cross Farm Industrial Park, Lewes Rd, Laughton, Lewes, East Sussex BN8 6BN
Tel: 01323 811050
Classification: Art & Craft Shops

11:06 / 28.04.05

Great thread! It even has your London alter-ego: London Sax who lives in Leather Lane. Sounds like a nursery rhyme character.

London Sax
London Sax. Co. Ltd, Leather Lane, London, EC1N 7TR

11:07 / 28.04.05

For absent friends:

Kali Kissagrams
34, Burgess Way, Brooke, Norwich, Norfolk NR15 1JY
Tel: 07906 011161
Classification: Telegram & Greetings Services

Mwah, baby.

11:09 / 28.04.05

Oh man... Matthew, are you sure this isn't you...?

Flux Studios Ltd
F1, Brooke House, Brook St Business Centre, Brook St, Tipton, West Midlands DY4 9DD
Tel: 0121 557 5777
Classification: Recording Services - Sound
• Digital Recording Studio • Available 24 Hrs A Day- 7 Days • 14 Hours for £199 • Live Recording Available • 1000's Of Backing Tracks • Alternative/Punk/Emo/Hardcore

11:12 / 28.04.05

Kali Kissagrams? Wonder if she does a quick shimmy of the tasselled nipples, a bit of doggerel, then slices your head off?

11:14 / 28.04.05

Seth Chemical Cleaning Services Ltd
69, Primrose Hill, Kings Langley, Hertfordshire WD4 8HX
Tel: 01923 290665
Classification: Cleaning & Maintenance Services

Tickled me, for some reason.
This thread is great fun.

11:14 / 28.04.05

Are you sure this isn’t you, smoothly?

Smoothly Does It Ironing
123, Keith Lucas Rd, Farnborough, Hampshire GU14 0DL
Tel: 01252 691687
Classification:
Ironing & Laundry Services

G.G.M
16, Pyke Hayes, Two Mile Ash, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire MK8 8PQ
Tel: 01908 262823
Classification:
Painters & Decorators

Hide 'N' Suede
2, Burnett Rd, Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands B74 3EJ
Tel: 0121 352 0386
Classification:
Leathergoods Retailers/Repairs

N.R Stoate & Sons
Cann Mills, Bozley Hill, Cann, Shaftesbury, Dorset SP7 0BL
Tel: 01747 852475
Classification:
Millers

I wish I was a miller..

11:20 / 28.04.05

Just a copuple more...

Papoose
12, Moorland Drive, New Waltham, Grimsby, South Humberside DN36 4NQ
Tel: 01472 210021
Classification: Sheepskin Products

No match for Boboss, but this seemed close...

Bobo the Magic Clown
Manor House, Manor Rd, Wallasey, Merseyside CH44 1BZ
Tel: 0151 691 1620
Classification: Entertainers

and of course

Tom Coates
10, The Avenue, Wroxham, Norwich, Norfolk NR12 8TN
Tel: 01603 783358
Classification: Accountants

11:29 / 28.04.05

B.E.A.R
193, Chester Rd, Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands B73 5BB
Tel: 0121 355 6517
Classifications: Motorcycle Repairs & Service, Motorcycle Breakdown Recovery

Angel Art
258a, High St, Kirkcaldy, Fife KY1 2SG
Tel: 01592 597459
Classifications: Body Piercing, Tattooists

Ma-Cherie
10, High St, Dronfield, South Yorkshire S18 1PY
Tel: 01246 291179
Classification: Greeting Card Shops

Cube Technology
105-107, Gloucester Place, London, W1U 6BY
Tel: 020 7343 0000
Classification: Computer Services

11:59 / 28.04.05

Bedhead & Body
18a, Broadway, Sheerness, Kent ME12 1AF
Tel: 01795 665620

Like Randall & Hopkirk, Bed?

Nina Furness Couture
Unit 7,Berkeley Mews,29 High St, Cheltenham, Gloucestershire GL50 1DY
Tel: 01242 228446

Making no doubt the finest asbestos overalls in Chelternham

Jack Frost Tackle Ltd
Reynolds Place, Westgreen, Crawley, West Sussex RH11 7HB
Tel: 01293 521186

*snigger*

Rizla UK Ltd
A1, Severn Rd, Treforest Industrial Estate, Pontypridd, Mid Glamorgan CF37 5SP
Tel: 01443 841641

Steve's Self Drive
Unit 4, Bentalls Close, Southend-On-Sea, Essex SS2 5PS
Tel: 01702 612047

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

12:07 / 28.04.05

On the subject of Leather Lane, S&M Tools is down Leather Lane, a great shop.

With an amusing name. And address.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:14 / 28.04.05

This is ace.

12:16 / 28.04.05

damn - why coun't this tread have come along when sleazenation still had offices...

12:23 / 28.04.05

I know, I did look for you! And olulabelle. You're obviously too individual, see.

12:27 / 28.04.05

Grant Morrison Ltd
P.O Box 215,Wolverhampton, WV6 8HY, Wolverhampton, West Midlands WV6 8HY
Tel: 01902 744044
Classification: Marketing & Advertising Consultants

Bellboy! BELLBOY!

12:40 / 28.04.05

Finally someone I can vote for!

Dr Howard Stoate M P
House of Commons, Westminster, London, SW1A 0AA
Tel: 020 7219 4571
Classification: Political Organisations & Representatives

Our Lady Has Left the Building

13:16 / 28.04.05

A Flower Lady

100, Main St, Larne, County Antrim BT40 1RE
Tel: 028 2827 7400

13:19 / 28.04.05

Nobody's got a business called Grey Area? That's clinched it, my bookshop's going to be called Grey Area.

13:24 / 28.04.05

Triple D School of Motoring
56, Oakley St, Thorpe, Wakefield, West Yorkshire WF3 3DX
Tel: 01924 873438
Classification: Driving Schools

13:25 / 28.04.05

Knowledge Bites
55, Nightingale Lane, London, N8 7RA
Tel: 0871 8717156
Classification: Internet Consultancy

Hee.

13:49 / 28.04.05

Nothing with "Priestess", but I did like this from the myriad entries:

Stylish Whisky
62, Muir St, Hamilton, Lanarkshire ML3 6BJ
Tel: 01698 422000
Classification: Whisky Merchants

Although I nearly did go for:

The Whisky Chaser
30, Wood St, Lytham St. Annes, Lancashire FY8 1QR
Tel: 01253 781200
Classification: Off Licences & Wine Merchants

But it seemed a bit Benny Hill.

13:50 / 28.04.05

Smart Alex
28, Bridge St, Ramsbottom, Bury, Lancashire BL0 9AQ
Tel: 01706 281736
Classification: Dry Cleaners

14:11 / 28.04.05

Xocolatyl
7, Redcar Rd, Marske-By-The-Sea, Redcar, Cleveland TS11 6AA
Tel: 01642 497110
Classification: Bakers & Confectioners - Retail

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Susan Mordaunt Design
Secret Garden, Back Lane, Morton, Southwell, Nottinghamshire NG25 0UU
Tel: 01636 830080
Classification: Design Consultants

The address seems right, but the name's a little off.

Perhaps

Barnes Mordant
40, Grange Park, West Monkseaton, Whitley Bay, Tyne and Wear NE25 9RU
Tel: 0191 2534450
Classification: Accounting & Book Keeping Services

It's where they keep the animales for the carnivale, of course. But where do they get water?

Poole Mordant
71, Dunstans Rd, London, SE22 0HD
Tel: 020 8693 7335
Classification: Accountants

Duh.

& then there's....

Mordant-Torr
Forstal Farm, Goudhurst Rd, Tunbridge Wells, Kent TN3 8AG
Tel: 01892 890066
Classification: Scientific Apparatus

for the He-Man, Incredible Hulk-style moments of wrath.
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Grant Management & Central Letting Ltd
14, Coates Crescent, Edinburgh, Midlothian EH3 7AF
Tel: 0131 220 6360
Classifications: Property Investment, Property Management

It's the address that gives it away.

14:11 / 28.04.05

Dr T Ganesh
Graham Park Health Centre, The Concourse,Graham Park, London, NW9 5XT
Tel: 020 8205 3649
Classification: Doctors

Barefoot Botanicals
201, Dyke Rd, Hove, East Sussex BN3 1TL
Tel: 0870 2202273
Classification: Cosmetics & Toiletries

Lookalike Cher
10, Laurel St, Middlesbrough, Cleveland TS1 3DR
Tel: 07709 888835
Classification: Entertainers

14:14 / 28.04.05

Stoateriety
5, Pine St, Bacup, Lancashire OL13 9QF
Tel: 01706 872330
Classification: Theatrical Supplies

lol, fucking brill

14:15 / 28.04.05

God, that could be the title of an Oliver Postgate series. About Stoatie.

14:31 / 28.04.05

FLYBOY Naturals Rose Petals & More
15550 Old Highway 99 South
Myrtle Creek, OR 97457 USA

14:33 / 28.04.05

Lucky Liquid Memo Holders
GoodLuck Boutique
1350 Beverly Road
Suite 115-427
McLean, VA 22101

14:39 / 28.04.05

Shaftoe Trust Voluntary Controlled Fist School
Haydon Bridge, Hexham, Northumberland NE47 6BN
Tel: 01434 684309
Classification: Schools & Colleges

16:57 / 28.04.05

Shaftoe Trust Voluntary Controlled Fist School

oh my god, what on earth is a voluntary controlled fist school?? I think I am afraid...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:01 / 28.04.05

Stoatoriety

I love that. That's ace. If I fight them can I steal it?

17:27 / 28.04.05

These are really funny.

Since I didn't even know these businesses existed until a minute ago I am inordinately upset at no me. But bless you Ariadne for looking!

17:49 / 28.04.05

Just gotta go international. Howzabout....

Lula Belle's
Phone: 573-221-6662
111 Bird St
Hannibal MO 63401

Restaurants

Clown-A-Mania Zilcho & Lula Belle
Phone: 937-584-2797
634 Ste Route 72 N
Reesville OH 45166

Clowns
Entertainment-Family

Charter Boat Lula Belle
Phone: 850-438-4663
Pensacola FL 32503

Fishing Parties & Guides

and continuing the brumlith theme...

M.A.G. Carpentry
224b, Iford Lane, Bournemouth, Dorset BH6 5NE
Tel: 07817 523475
Classification:
Carpenters & Joiners

Puck Stop
182-184, Staniforth Rd, Sheffield, South Yorkshire S9 3HF
Tel: 0114 244 3005
Classification:
Sports Goods Shops

Sunspot Amusements
The Esplanade, Burnham-On-Sea, Somerset TA8 1BB
Tel: 01278 786996
Classification:
Amusement Parks & Arcades

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