| | | Interestingly enough, it is absolute scientific fact that having fun on a unicycle is totally impossible. Apparantely the 'rider' experiences a sensation similar to fun, however the feeling is alot more pretentious & leads to a further feeling of sadness & depression. In more extreme cases a severe loss of friends can occur.
On a more reassuring note; Clowns that sell smack aren't allowed to ride the unicycle according to the 'Clowns & Jesters Code Of Practice, section 14 pt 2.7 sub-heading Peddling Your Goods'. This does however only refer to clowns attached to a traveling circus & does not take into account clowns in residence.
I hope this clears a few things up! |
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