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Your own brand of Tequila

 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
07:03 / 20.11.06
I got (stole) the idea from this Overcompensating strip
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also I have been drinking a lot of tequila.

But. Like it says in the summary. My personal brand of tequila would be called "HOLY SH*T" and the label would include a picture of a naked man curled up on a tile floor next to a toilet hugging his knees and weeping uncontrollably. On the back, next to the ingredients listing ("Tequila, General Misgivings, Danger, 4oz. Pure Goat Hoof Solution") would be a Tennessee state quarter and a test to see if you are a REAL LIVE MAGICIAN! the idea being if you can call two out of three coin tosses you send me five dollars for an authentic certificate of MAGIC & SORCERY. I will make literally MILLIONS OF DOLLARS and so can you!