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Robinson Caruso - Epsiode 6: The Inevitable Drop In Quality.

13:23 / 01.02.07

Determined to find a way off the mysterious island he finds himself on, self-styled actor, David Caruso, uses his extensive knowledge of forensics – gleaned from watching CSI: New York – to gain valuable insight into the nature of his prison…

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“Some kind of matter…”

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“…salty…”

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“I’m pregnant!”

Days later
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“Just water retention, thank God. But this island is still a mystery!”

Suddenly, a noise from the undergrowth!
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“What the?!”

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“Maybe I can shed some light on your predicament.”

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”Start talking, old man!”

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“I, too, was on a flight to Sydney to star in a film about Edgar Allan Poe. Many years ago. When, midway across the Atlantic… or was it the Pacific?...”

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“I’ve been here ever since… until now.”

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“Why now?”

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“Something’s going to happen.”

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“What’s going to happen?”

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“Something wonderful.”

Suddenly, Shatner disappears!
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“All this time and I didn’t make one ‘shat’ pun. Wonder what he meant about something wonderful?”

IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
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14:03 / 01.02.07

Yesterday we got hairy Harry, now we gaze upon hairy William. What´s next, hairy Elizabeth?

miss wonderstarr

14:51 / 01.02.07

This episode made me feel quite sad about Shatner's declining beauty.

16:21 / 01.02.07

On the up side, at least it can't decline any further. How is it possible to look round *and* pointy at the same time?

miss wonderstarr

20:43 / 01.02.07

What's really interesting (you be the judge of that!) is that I have found the Robinson Caruso threads hilarious despite never seeing CSI Miami. Yeah, I had some idea about "sunglasses acting", but that's it.

Anyway... you all may enjoy this primer I just gorged on.

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20:48 / 01.02.07

I hope you're not disparaging his acting:[Image: Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting]

21:48 / 01.02.07

Tsuga, you have made my day! This clip is by far and away my favourite Caruso moment ever! Really like the movie Session 9, but could never get my head around how that inappropriate camera zoom and scenery chewing "Fuck you" not only challenges the suspension of disbelief, but actually gets it down from the hook its been hanging from and throws it into some mud.

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:39 / 01.02.07

Looks like these threads have been a very worthwhile... enterprise.

00:41 / 02.02.07

Yaoowwwww!! Duh-dunn

Regrettable Juvenilia

08:31 / 02.02.07

Is Robinson Caruso creator-owned, or can anyone have a pop at the franchise?

09:23 / 02.02.07

I say the more the merrier, with one addendum: if there is plenty of take up then a comprehensive timeline, including splinter universes, has to be placed on wikipedia

09:23 / 02.02.07

Looks to me as if he´s the new Jenny Everywhere.

10:36 / 02.02.07

David Somewhere?

Jack The Bodiless

10:09 / 05.02.07

David Nowhere, surely?

miss wonderstarr

10:27 / 05.02.07

Let's hope Caruso gets his next thread written...

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by Friday.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

13:41 / 05.02.07

What's terrifying me are the many many images of Caruso floating around out there in cyberspace. Brrrr.