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if u were a fucking armadillo. They’re like, small rodents or marsupials or some shit, and they’ve got fucking tank armor around their body. And u wouldn’t have to spend any money on food cuz if u were hungry u just fucking eat something, cuz ur a fucking armadillo. and u wouldn’t have to spend it on video games cuz u could just go to the top of some hill And if u get pissed at someone u just fucking maul them, and be like “aww, bitch u didn’t just try to step on me, ur going fucking down!” cuz ur a fucking rodent armadillo, and they can’t do shit cuz u have fucking tank armor. and u know what you could spend ur money on if u were a fucking armadillo?
Fucking prostitutes. |
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