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Anna de Logardiere

13:38 / 27.11.08

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We love Chocomel. Feel the eurobeat.

Tsuga

13:44 / 27.11.08

Mods, could we move this thread to Head Shop?

Closed for Business Time

15:26 / 27.11.08

Blatant misdirection here when the beverage in the pic is clearly labelled "LIGHT". Taste that word. L-I-G-H-T. Short for aaach. What's with light products anyway? Fucking cheats.

Anna de Logardiere

16:36 / 27.11.08

All of the other pictures were from shopping sites. I needed an image that would last. Honestly have none of you ever tasted Chocomel? It's worth more than your complaints about lights.

trouble at bill

17:08 / 27.11.08

But the issue surely is, does such 'user' generated content crypto-advertising actually work? Or it is but a transparent and sorry attempt by some middle-aged has been marketing team to be down wid da yoot on their newfangled clip-sharing site? Or am I being cynical? Has the little Dutch boy _really_ made a rap about his favourite drink? Perhaps they do that sort of thing in Holland? I suppose he might have just been bored. Maybe asking German tourists if you can have your bike back gets dull after the millionth time?

Anna de Logardiere

17:48 / 27.11.08

You've never tried Chocomel.

trouble at bill

18:15 / 27.11.08

Okay, you want advertising on YouTube which is morally questionable in a million different ways? Here is another cracking example. It's quite worksafe, but people may not thank me for this...

Off for a burger now. ;>

Anna de Logardiere

19:12 / 27.11.08

I wish I hadn't bothered to start this thread. I think I'll stop checking it. This is a thread about a drink I like. It's not about Youtube and the way people use it to share all forms of short film work whether that's a family video, kids singing about a drink or a Ferrero Rocher advert. Stop trying to turn it into a tract about the evils of commercialisation and smile at the absurdity of kids singing about chocolate milk. If you want to talk about advertising talk about it in an advertising thread and if you don't like Youtube why the hell are you USING it?

Chocomel is really a cold drink, you can warm it up but I think it sucks that way. If you want hot chocolate served the Belgian way don't ask for it in Holland. It's no surprise that in most of Europe you need to think about what the food is like locally. Holland is good for herring, cheese and cold chocolate milk. You don't ask for tea in Milan and expect the same result as Manchester.

Anna de Logardiere

19:13 / 27.11.08

Oh and for those of you who remember it, I MISS JOYCORE.

Closed for Business Time

22:00 / 27.11.08

Does it come in non-light flavour? I don't mind cold choc drinks, smadderafagd. Haven't loved/tried Chocomel tho.

iamus

13:19 / 28.11.08

Oh and for those of you who remember it, I MISS JOYCORE.

I have never tasted Chocomel, but have you ever heard of a band called Polysics?

trouble at bill

15:39 / 01.12.08

I wish I hadn't bothered to start this thread. I think I'll stop checking it.

Worst. Flounce. Ever. And coming from me, that's saying something.

I mean like, I'm soooo sorry if I lowered the tone by introducing a modicum of critical reflection into your precious damn choccy drink thread. ;>

iamus

22:14 / 01.12.08

Yes, but have you ever heard of a band called Polysics?

Tsuga

23:18 / 01.12.08

Yes, it seems I remember hearing about them somewhere.

*claps*

Yes!

YES!

I suppose the question now is, would you like to hear more of a band called Polysics?

New album: CHOCOMEL!

OR DIE!!!!!!!

Drinking chocomel makes you polysic?

iamus

10:33 / 02.12.08

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I LIKE CHOCOMEL!

iamus

10:34 / 02.12.08

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BUT NOT WHEN IT'S HOT!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:40 / 02.12.08

The real question, of course, is does Yotsuba like Chocomel?

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It would appear she does.

Bill, you suck.

Yes, but I do not suck Chocomel.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:12 / 03.12.08

YES!

LET'S HAVE A FIGHT IN A THREAD ABOUT YUMMY CHOCOLATE MILK!

Come on, we have to breathe some life back into the board, and this may be the only way.

Right, here goes. I love Chocomel, and am prepared to fight the fucking face off anyone who doesn't.

BRING IT ON!!!

Liger Null

00:24 / 03.12.08

Hey! Send me some free Chocomel, and I'll tell you if I love it.

Tsuga

00:32 / 03.12.08

Chocomel =

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= WIN

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:05 / 03.12.08

GTFO

Mistoffelees

07:49 / 03.12.08

Never heard of that chocoswill, looks fishy.

As a cunning chocolate connoisseur, I prefer Kaba. Quite delicious, and look how happy the bear and the monkey are!

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iamus

08:56 / 03.12.08

A little too happy. Want to know why?

Seems the rest of the woodland creatures weren't too pleased with the burgeoning relationship developing between the monkey and the bear (it started when the bear enlisted the monkey's help to retrieve a tricksy beehive from the top of a tree. Their hands met amidst the swirling of honey and it just blossomed from there). Facing the sneering condemnation of their peers, they reckoned the only thing to do was to plant explosives all around the base of the chocolate damn, and FLOOD the entire forest with delicious yet deadly KABA CHOCOLATE in a lover's pact.

That's them running away together now to live in naked idyll, far from the thick, plopping death-gurgles of those they once loved.

Sickening.

iamus

09:13 / 03.12.08

Joanna Newsom tried to warn us.

I think.

Mistoffelees

09:38 / 03.12.08

You are a tovarish of comrade nesquik bunny, I bet.

electric monk

12:11 / 03.12.08

Nothing wrong with that, is there?

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So come brothers and sisters,
For the struggle carries on.
The Internationale,
Unites the world in song.
So comrades, come rally,
For this is the time and place!
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.

Mistoffelees

13:22 / 03.12.08

It´s like a malignant milky mix of Night of the Lepus and The Battleship Potemkin!

Quick people, show those Eastern Bunnies how we drink chocolate shakes in the Free World! Grab some Kaba, watch Rocky IV and then it´s Good Bye Lenin!

Eek! A Freek!

19:22 / 03.12.08

Right, here goes. I love Chocomel, and am prepared to fight the fucking face off anyone who doesn't.

So i herd u liek chocomel.

Didn't you know?

It's an anagram: Choose Hubbard Over Christ Or Mankind Enters Limbo.

Stoatie's a $cilon, $toatie's a $cilon...

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