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Shortfatdyke

10:20 / 25.03.02

well we have been here before, i was a short, fat dyke horror writer last time this came up and i'm still a short, fat dyke horror writer. and one who's in the process of moving from somewhere horrible to somewhere nice, and who's writing some good stuff again after a bit of a barren period.

my new home is in barbeland - moominstoat walked past my house yesterday but i was distracted by the huge, smelly bag of cat shit i was disposing of and didn't get a chance to say hello.

and i'm 35 next week. next tuesday. and yes, that's a bloody hint.

that

10:29 / 25.03.02

Ooh. I didn't know you were going to tell Barbelith at large about your birthday... I guess it's ok for me to start you a 'Happy Birthday' thread nearer the time then, huh?

I was a fresh little blob of bluetack last time this thread came round. Now I've got a drawing pin stuck in me. Why do people do that?

Our Lady of The Two Towers

13:53 / 25.03.02

Name: Loz
Age: 25
Location: North London, London.
Occupation: Librarian and would be Sci-Fantorror writer.
Height: So high.
Weight: Fuck knows but I guess I'm looking at 13 stone from the wrong direction.
Eyes: Green.
Hair: Brown and almost getting in my eyes. Time for the electric razor I think.

The Apple-Picker

15:21 / 25.03.02

Kittie, Derek Jeter? You knew it? Five dollars? Did I make this bet in a martini haze? Or was it worse than that? Did I make this bet in a Kumchatka Vodka (fine product of Tennessee) haze?

Questions questions questions.

"mmm
Im desirous of a cup of hot apple spice tea...tiny bit o sugar. mmmmm" I'm hot; I'm spicy and just sweet enough. But I don't know where the tea fits in.

Derek, Derek, Derek--you have led me astray.

pointless and uncalled for

15:27 / 25.03.02

Name: ............
Age: ..........
Location: Somewhere I would rather not be.
Occupation: Paid Tedium.
Height: Probably taller than you.
Weight: More than enoughbut no too much.
Eyes: Dark
Hair: Yes, in both places and even in others.

Turn-Ons. Some normal, some not so normal, notheing really far out, fairly boring really.
Turn-Offs. Not too picky and about the only thing in my favour really. Mainly I find myself doing the turning off and thus never get the chance to find out.

gozer the destructor

15:40 / 25.03.02

Name: phil
Age: 25 this april
Location: Lambeth (@work) Wembley (@Home)
Occupation: I bite doctors
Height: 6'1
Weight: I really have no idea, stocky though
Eyes: Blue
Hair: None
Turn-Ons. @themoment-my girlfriend / lacan / dope / those jesus pictures...
Turn-Offs. Halle Berry's speech-I am sick to death of hearing that fucking rambling drivle...

bitchiekittie

15:59 / 25.03.02

quote:Originally posted by theapplepicker:
Kittie, Derek Jeter? You knew it? Five dollars? Did I make this bet in a martini haze? Or was it worse than that? Did I make this bet in a Kumchatka Vodka (fine product of Tennessee) haze?

Questions questions questions.

"mmm
Im desirous of a cup of hot apple spice tea...tiny bit o sugar. mmmmm" I'm hot; I'm spicy and just sweet enough. But I don't know where the tea fits in.

Derek, Derek, Derek--you have led me astray.

oh sweet apple
Im going to write haikus for you

now pay up, you drunken wench!

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