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A new disease

 
 
theskunkymonkey
10:32 / 14.02.02
Sitting around with a bunch of friends last night, and the conversation somehow ended up on the subject of diseases (we may have been talking about excuses for avoiding work...).
Anyway, we all have different GP's and were thinking it would be kinda cool to show up at these different surgeries with similar symptoms. And if enough people did this we could invent a new disease...

If anyone's interested we sort of agreed on the following symptoms:
1)Shooting pain in armpits
3)'Squishy' ankles
2)Feet smelling like crisps (we couldn't decide on flavour, sugestions welcome).

We also decided that as the disease progresses more symptoms can appear...

More symptoms/sufferers required...
 
 
grant
13:09 / 14.02.02
Brightly colored lines appearing on the arms and legs. (My mother actually used this one on a family friend when I was a wee tot - convinced the girl the disease was like the measles, only with different colors and lines, not red dots - then we used a pen on her when she fell asleep. Oh, the laughter!)