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Bear
06:58 / 27.03.02
I've never posted one of these things before, feel a bit weird about it maybe you all want to keep away from these on the re-born Barbelith - but anyway whats your CYBORG name? -

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html

I'm Being Engineered for Assassination and Repair
 
 
Mikaël
07:39 / 27.03.02
M.I.K.L.: Mechanical Intelligent Killing Lifeform

really?!
 
 
Trijhaos
08:47 / 27.03.02
Trijhaos - Transforming Robotic Individual Justified for Hazardous Assassination and Online Sabotage.

Cool
 
 
Shortfatdyke
08:55 / 27.03.02
Synthetic Functional Device, me.

actually this sounds more like one of my sex toys than a cyborg name......
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
08:55 / 27.03.02

R.O.T.H.K.O.I.D.: Robotic Obedient Technician Hardwired for Kamikaze Observation and Intensive Destruction.

It seems to make my return seem even MORE worthy of fear...
 
 
Bear
08:57 / 27.03.02
And of course there's -

B.A.R.B.E.L.I.T.H.: Biomechanical Android Responsible for Battle and Exploration/Lifeform Intended for Troubleshooting and Harm

Sounds about right ;)
 
 
angel
09:15 / 27.03.02
ANGEL: Artificial Networked Galactic Exploration Lifeform.

Errr ... Does that mean I'm a traveller then??? Does the definition fit???
 
 
Fist Fun
09:48 / 27.03.02
BUK: Being Used for Killing

You better believe it baby...heh, I could write one of these...no must resist...
 
 
Tom Coates
10:19 / 27.03.02
TOM: Troubleshooting and Observation Machine

No comment.
 
 
The Natural Way
10:20 / 27.03.02
Goldbear: skill name.
 
 
Bear
10:23 / 27.03.02
You'll never forget the name Gollllldbear -fffffff :D
 
 
rizla mission
10:25 / 27.03.02
R.I.Z.L.A.: Robotic Intelligent Zealous Learning Android

lock up your books!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:29 / 27.03.02
Synthetic transformable organism assembled for Terran infiltration and execution.
So. Enough about me. Let's get onto the brain-eating.

actually, it could have been exploration, rather than execution. Either way, I wanted to see whether I could edit stuff.
 
 
GreatForm
10:38 / 27.03.02
I am an Artificial Synthetic Soldier Hardwired for Observation and Logical Exploration
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:58 / 27.03.02
Primarily Useless Trophtropic Operations Symbiote
 
 
The Apple-Picker
11:00 / 27.03.02
Hmm. I like it!

A.P.P.L.E.: Android Programmed for Peacekeeping and Logical Exploration

I think a few people might like to debate that "logical" part though.
 
 
gridley
11:09 / 27.03.02
G.R.I.D.L.E.Y.: General Robotic Individual Designed for Logical Exploration and Yardwork

Sheesh... at least I get to work outside...
 
 
Captain Zoom
11:12 / 27.03.02
Heeheeeee

Z.O.O.M.: Zombie Optimized for Observation and Mathematics

I suck at math.

Zoom.
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
11:43 / 27.03.02
M.O.R.L.O.C.K.: Mechanical Obedient Replicant Limited to Observation and Ceaseless Killing


Spooky. Anyway, I have been known to stop for lunch.
 
 
Persephone
12:10 / 27.03.02
Person Engineered for Repair and Scientific Exploration/Positronic Humanoid Optimized for Nocturnal Exploration
 
 
Re-Set
13:38 / 27.03.02
This is great timing. The day after I get my Ctrl-Alt-Del tattoos, listening to Mr. Bungles, "Nobody Knew They Were Robots", and having contemplated starting this thread, minus the neat generator, just yesterday. Floats With Spider was too long, so I am alternately:

Functional Wireless Soldier

Functional Robotic Entity Designed for Efficient Repair and Intensive Calculation

Both are perfect.

But, as far as being a computer, I am already on the market...

http://www.digitalintel.com/fred.htm
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:51 / 27.03.02
Holistically Engineered Terrain Engagement and Rural Observation Designated Operational Xenotype
 
 
Utopia
17:35 / 27.03.02
U.T.O.P.I.A.: Upgraded Technician Optimized for Potential Infiltration and Assassination

an out of use suit:

B.O.R.E.A.L.I.S.: Biomechanical Obedient Replicant Engineered for Accurate Learning and Intensive Sabotage

so i try my first name:

R.O.R.Y.: Replicant Optimized for Repair and Yardwork

fucked up, huh?
 
 
Lothar Tuppan
17:41 / 27.03.02
Lifelike Organism Trained for Hazardous Assassination and Repair

hehhehheh.
 
 
the Fool
19:11 / 27.03.02
T.H.E.F.O.O.L.: Transforming Hydraulic Entity Fabricated for Observation and Online Learning
 
 
grant
19:55 / 27.03.02
[Image: General Robotic Android Normally for Troubleshooting]
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:37 / 27.03.02
K.E.G.B.O.Y.: Kinetic Electronic Galactic Battle and Observation Youth


Yes, yes! Suddenly my mission is clear. Have you seen this boy?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:02 / 27.03.02
"C.A.R.N.I.V.A.L.: Cybernetic Artificial Replicant Normally for Intensive Violence and Accurate Learning"

Curses. They're onto me.
 
 
Mazarine
22:32 / 27.03.02
M.A.Z.A.R.I.N.E.: Mechanical Artificial Zombie Assembled for Rational Infiltration and Nocturnal Exploration

Rational Infiltration? Nocturnal Exploration? Why am I a porn bot?
 
 
nikon driver
22:37 / 27.03.02
N.I.K.O.N.D.R.I.V.E.R.: Networked Intelligent Killing and Observation Neohuman/Digital Replicant Intended for Violence and Efficient Repair

need i say more?
 
 
Reason
23:42 / 27.03.02
R.E.A.S.O.N.: Robotic Electronic Android Skilled in Observation and Nullification

Robotic Electronic Anroid... = machine machine machine
good at watching and Nullification? I can watch things and then make them not exist? Hmm.
I want a cool one. Lemme at least maim something huh?

Reason
 
 
A
13:41 / 29.03.02
A*D*A*M= Android Designed for Assassination and Mathematics.

...it's like they've known me all my life.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
14:00 / 29.03.02
Functional Lifeform Used for Xenocide = Robotic Artificial Device
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
14:05 / 29.03.02
Ooooh, my surname is cool -

Positronic Electronic Replicant Programmed for Efficient Troubleshooting and Ultimate Assassination

ULTIMATE ASSASSINATION!
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
15:58 / 29.03.02
W.E.M.B.L.E.Y.:
Wireless Electronic Machine Built for Logical Exploration and Yardwork

That sucks. Is it because I'm a treeplanter?
 
  

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