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Who'd You Fuck?

 
  

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Robot Man Reformed
13:20 / 02.04.02
The Unsound Planet:

"I would like to fuck with the heads of apocalyptic scaremongerers from Greenland who imagine they are in any way interesting, and not, in fact, deranged and confused"

Sorry, I give terrible head - my tendency to bite, you see.
 
 
The Planet of Sound
15:02 / 02.04.02
Is that a by-product of your tendency to be an idiot? Slack jaw control?
 
 
Robot Man Reformed
15:18 / 02.04.02
Just a desire to hurt the ones I do not love.

Says pretty much everything what I feel about you, huh?
 
 
Cat Chant
16:01 / 02.04.02
Mordant C - good call!

I don't really want to have sex with anyone famous at the moment.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:24 / 03.04.02
I'd sleep with RobotReformedMan, if only to bring an end to their 'the world is completely fucked!' posts.


I don't get laid, nobody get's laid!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:31 / 03.04.02
There's a distinct 'not getting any' vibe to that 'I hate this world' post, isn't there?
 
 
The Monkey
10:49 / 04.04.02
Mordant, I applaud your choice, but remember - "The dead do not have wild kinky sex." Anyway, I fear his hair.
 
 
Sauron
11:25 / 04.04.02
Ariel Sharon, with a kalashnikov, in the arse.
 
 
The Natural Way
11:30 / 04.04.02
Look who's back.... D'you change yr suit name or sumthin'?

Anyway, how the devil are you?
 
 
Sauron
11:42 / 04.04.02
No, I've been in the jungle for the past month or so. Very very deep.

This is a fleeting visit, but will be back later. Hope you're all well.

And I'd love to fuck you all. x.
 
 
The Natural Way
12:04 / 04.04.02
Good.

I fuck.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
02:04 / 05.04.02
Oh man, you'd need to refer to my blog for the top five lists of men and women I'd go after in a heartbeat.

Those are all fantasy, y'see. Realistically, I would like to make out with HEG (Hot English Guy) that comes into the coffeeshop.

Realistically.
 
 
Grendix
02:50 / 05.04.02
realistically, I know MS KALI gave the HED her phone number and her b/f will be outta town for 3 weeks.
I think she should do him, do him naughty, and then, of course, come tell us about it at our friday luncheons from work. I mean, if I can't manage to let Beta-Chris make a booty call as it's tooooo tacky, I can at least offer a sympathetic ear to her 'oh god, i shouldn't have fucked him, but it was so fun!' guilt, that will be sure to follow.
*grin*

I don't have a list of people. I guess I am too grounded in the people I know being a posibility. And KALI, you will leave the 20 y/o from DER PLATZ out of this, now won't you?

*grin and giggle*
 
 
Grendix
02:56 / 05.04.02
realistically, I know MS KALI gave the HED her phone number and her b/f will be outta town for 3 weeks.
I think she should do him, do him naughty, and then, of course, come tell us about it at our friday luncheons from work. I mean, if I can't manage to let Beta-Chris make a booty call as it's tooooo tacky, I can at least offer a sympathetic ear to her 'oh god, i shouldn't have fucked him, but it was so fun!' guilt, that will be sure to follow.
*grin*

I don't have a list of people. I guess I am too grounded in the people I know being a posibility. And KALI, you will leave the 20 y/o from DER PLATZ out of this, now won't you?

*grin and giggle*
 
 
Lurid Archive
02:47 / 06.04.02
At the risk of being predictable...

7of9 and the Borg Queen teaming up on me.

*sigh*

Obvious choice for many. I'm not sure that I'd do that much, I think I'd be enduring/enjoying a hell of a lot though. Oooh, those borg implants...
 
 
Cherry Bomb
03:15 / 06.04.02
(still on drunken tirade)

I guess I would fuck Johnny Depp, anywhere, anytime, in any capacity. He's just too gorgeous for me to refuse. He is the perfect man. And whar a coup that would be! Sexually, I mean.

And also Jason Lee. Because he is the ultimate in nerd gorgeousness. And I don't care what any of you say, he looks sexy with a beard.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
03:47 / 06.04.02
But see, I have never given HEG any thought outside of the "kissing a really cute Brit guy" mindset. I mean, the guy has got to weigh at least a hundred pounds soaking wet and I'm used to this manly man I got, so I'd be all, "Whass-nah-uh?"

I'm just sayin', if HEG thinks that I'm that easy, then I'm gonna make his work cut out for him.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
03:48 / 06.04.02
And Gren, I'm telling you that it's all good to play Mrs. Robinson. Disabuse him of his pure expectations of booty. It's your duty, ma'am.
 
  

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