Barbelith Personal Ads.

17:16 / 08.01.02

sugary mess searching for perfection in a package. great emotional compensation for your skills

Rage

18:34 / 09.01.02

Mickey seeks his Mallory.

The Planet of Sound

19:38 / 09.01.02

When I started this thread, I could never have anticipated how popular and long-lasting it would be. Just goes to show, sex sells, ladies and gentlemen...

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

20:43 / 09.01.02

Sex WLTM money. (good sense of humour not necessary.)

cidermonk

23:19 / 09.01.02

nobody can put up with me any way.
I drink too much and I rant on about shit nobody understands. I think i know everthing(which I do)
all i ever want to do is have perverted sex ALL the time.I think Im a rock star even though my band sucks,i fart ,dont have a car curently and might be gay.
BUT Im a artist with a job ,I cook VERY well,clean house and will sing you romantic songs .

oh ,and my tounge work is tireless.

06:25 / 10.01.02

And you've just had your lounge pierced?

06:29 / 10.01.02

It's a lounge way to Tipperary...

The Planet of Sound

07:49 / 10.01.02

Tongue, shirley? Dinnae worry, laddie, everybody farts. Except for the Queen.

07:49 / 10.01.02

Iron Lounge seek Punctured Tongue.

pointless and uncalled for

07:49 / 10.01.02

I mean Iron Longue seeks Punctured Tounge.

10:34 / 10.01.02

Big hairy idiot with no redeeming qualities seek godess with a few to spare.

Tyler Seeks Marla.

Nerd/cracker seeks computer without inhibitions/firewall.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

23:34 / 12.01.02

emotional wreckage seeks someone who can understand the tearful avoidance as much as the crushing weight of adoration

02:48 / 13.01.02

I saw you.

Yes. Right there. You know the place. You know, we looked at each other for a minute and I didn't have the courage to say hello.

Please call.

I miss you.

Vadrice

03:03 / 13.01.02

Bad news miscontent seeks good news.

Will settle for good booze.

13:45 / 13.01.02

cold seeks warmth.

Zoom.

08:31 / 10.02.02

Piss, puke, blood and beer stained tramp's trousers with half-smoked dogends in the pockets - seek dry cleaner for 2 hour stand.

10:20 / 10.02.02

injured kittie seeks soothing voice and arms to hold and warm her

Dr Doom

13:41 / 10.02.02

bitchiekittie, sweetheart, consider that one answered.

13:42 / 10.02.02

[ 10-02-2002: Message edited by: bitchiekittie ]

14:48 / 12.02.02

MWM seeks to understand what it's all about. No platitudes please. Serious inquiries should probably think better of it.

Zoom.

Cherry Bomb

14:52 / 12.02.02

Can I just interject to say I LOVE reading the "MWM" ads in the "other" section of the personals? It confirms my reluctance to EVER marry ANYONE, that¨'s for sure.

"Financially secure MWM seeks attractive, slender female ages 18 - 28 who likes to party for fun and games. Must be discreet."

m. anthony bro

17:09 / 12.02.02

I'd like a boyfriend who can teach me at least two new card games and likes to play on swings. He should see radness in Metallica t-shirts and old episodes of Superted. When he was a kid, he also went into the draw to win the entire Autobot army, and only came away with a suck poster of some dumb transformers fighting in space.
He should be capable of affirming himself, and should have a giant heart-shaped waterbed and a mirrored ceiling.
I think I want to go out with myself, but I give it away too easily, and I can always guess what I'm going to say.

10:50 / 13.02.02

sf searches for daily enlightment and laughter contained within a pair of warm and welcoming arms

The Planet of Sound

19:29 / 13.02.02

Happy Valentine's Day (in lieu of card)...

02:37 / 14.02.02

Question seeks answer.

Zoom.