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Squirt Gun Terrorists

Traz

20:12 / 21.11.01

quote:Teens charged in squirt gun attack

Nov. 21, 2001 | HOUMA, La. (AP)

Three teen-agers charged with terrorizing bingo players with squirt guns have struck a plea bargain requiring them to write an essay titled "Why I'm Proud to Be an American."

Under the deal, the terrorizing charges were dropped and the three 18-year-olds pleaded guilty Tuesday to simple battery.

Each must write a 3,500-word essay, perform 48 hours of community service, speak to an eighth-grade class about their experiences in jail and write a letter of apology to the bingo players.

Chad Leblanc, Woodrow Straley and Clint Walker burst into a bingo hall on Oct. 15 and sprayed 10 players with large squirt guns.

Police said the teen-agers created "a near panic" among 175 players who feared the prank was connected to the Sept. 11 terrorists attacks or anthrax scares. (Associated Press)

Soon, it will be a federal offense to say "Boo!" to anyone over the age of fifty-five.

04:20 / 22.11.01

i say we wipe these kids out. and wipe out whoever's harbouring them. and anyone who looks like them, for good measure.

sleazenation

06:48 / 22.11.01

hey, in the UK the kids would probably hav been shot dead by an armed response unit.

ONLY NICE THINGS

08:22 / 22.11.01

I want them dead, so they can never do it again.

I want their children dead, so they can never do it again.

Bear

08:52 / 22.11.01

When I was younger I rid something like this, should I turn myself in? :confused:

penitentvandal

08:52 / 22.11.01

Yet more tragic proof that we need new Super Soaker Control Laws...

MJ-12

12:42 / 22.11.01

Super soakers don't scare the living hell out of people who've been whipped into a near panic by the media, people scare the living hell out of people who've been whipped into a near panic by the media.

[ 22-11-2001: Message edited by: MJ-12 ]

Molly Shortcake

03:46 / 23.11.01

About ten years ago, in New Jersey, at the height of the super soaker craze, two teens soaked a car passing by, the person inside wasn't too pleased, pulled out a REAL gun, shot and killed them both. Which one did they ban? THE SUPER SOAKER.

Welcome to America.

[ 23-11-2001: Message edited by: Ice Honkey U.B.C.S ]

rizla mission

13:45 / 23.11.01

they BANNED them?

the wierdos..

Mister Remington Finn

13:52 / 23.11.01

I have al thes wonderull ideas how use supersoakers in a very malign way....just counting them keeps me warm at nite.....

But really, all monkeys on a stick aside....this was done where? HOUMA? That´s what, Bumfuck Central of LA?

higuita

14:14 / 23.11.01

quote:Originally posted by MJ-12:
Super soakers don't scare the living hell out of people who've been whipped into a near panic by the media, people scare the living hell out of people who've been whipped into a near panic by the media.

[ 22-11-2001: Message edited by: MJ-12 ]

Just a thought to consider - as I'm currently duty managing a radio station, I have to supervise content and make sure we don't breach code.
Think about what we're notbroadcasting to prevent people being whipped into a near panic.

Ronald Thomas Clontle

14:14 / 23.11.01

Super-soakers could be an excellent tool in lo-fi germ warfare.

(and then the FBI knocked on his door...)