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D'oh! Which Simpsons cast member are you?

 
  

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Wrecks City-Zen
19:32 / 19.08.02
Ah life in Springfield...

Myself, anyone who knows me swears I am the comic book guy [External image]

How about you??
 
 
w1rebaby
20:03 / 19.08.02
You mean... this isn't an online test?
 
 
Stone Mirror
20:07 / 19.08.02
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remorse
20:07 / 19.08.02
I am Otto Man
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
20:09 / 19.08.02
The late Frank Grimes.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
20:17 / 19.08.02
Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:16 / 19.08.02
Selma.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
22:07 / 19.08.02
My bent wookie clearly makes me Ralph Wiggum.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
22:08 / 19.08.02
Bleeding Gums Murphy
 
 
suds
22:11 / 19.08.02
i'd be lisa because i'm moody, self obsessed and love to rant about feminism. and i'm cute and fun!
 
 
Bad Horse
22:23 / 19.08.02
People have said I bear a passing resemblance to Groundskeeper Willie

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But I probably look like a thin comic book guy

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Ultimately I have most sympathy with Apu.

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Still talk like Willie though, when roused.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
23:33 / 19.08.02
The sheer idea I could choose one single character is ridiculous, with the analysing, and the selecting of the people, and the thinking that hurts my brain, oh it hurts!
Nghey.
 
 
aus
23:48 / 19.08.02
A friend of mine who very rarely watches The Simpsons watched it with me yesterday. She pointed out that I have the mannerisms (though not the accent, money, feeble agedness or nuclear power plant) of Mr Montgomery "Monty" Burns.

I'd say "excellent!" but actually it's kind of scary...
 
 
Ganesh
23:58 / 19.08.02
I am Dr Nick Riviera crossed with the family psychologist chap who fries their brains. ZoCher is Marge...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:12 / 20.08.02
That's Dr Marvin Monroe, 'Nesh.

For me? Professor John Frink, inventor of the Frinkahedron. M'hey, those monkeys are going to pay.

Of course, I'm not quite that smart. But a flying bike would be great. And hell, I'm not quite hip enough to be Disco Stu. Or stooped enough to be Monty Burns. Then again, I could always be the guy at the supermarket checkout who Marge reveals her grape-stealing to. The only line he has? "Two grapes? Who cares?" - that's me all over.

Secretly, though, I really want to be Mr Sparkle.
 
 
the Fool
05:09 / 20.08.02
I'm probably a bit Millhouse...

But I can be a bit comicbook guy, as everyone say when I try to explain the crisis to them...
 
 
Saveloy
08:34 / 20.08.02
Hmmm... (slight) beer belly, married to someone much smarter than me, son runs rings around me, easily distracted, accident prone, stuck in a brainless dead-end job, lazy, always thinking about food - why, I must be... d'oh!
 
 
Justin Brief
09:17 / 20.08.02
I suspect that the personality (if not the physicality) of the Android's Dungeon proprietor is closer to those of most Barbe-people than they might suspect themselves.

I am, of course, Sideshow Bob.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:36 / 20.08.02
Now let's all sit down and discuss this over some nice, fresh blueberry muffins.

(((((((((:y
 
 
that
09:44 / 20.08.02
I love Prof. Frink - his vocal stylings are probably as much fun to imitate as Yoda's. But yeah, I think I'm probably the Comic Book Guy too.

Something for all the classically educated, and all those that just wanna see Homer with his top off: The Odyssey of Homer (Simpson)
 
 
Ganesh
09:47 / 20.08.02
Worst. Thread. Ever.
 
 
Tom Coates
10:38 / 20.08.02
Milhouse.
 
 
Cat Chant
11:46 / 20.08.02
Martin.

"I'm not popular? You mean... the other children don't respect my consistently high grades? My years of service as a hall monitor mean nothing to them?"
 
 
Spatula Clarke
13:14 / 20.08.02
I am Chip Chip MacGoohnahey III.

Fuck's sake.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:19 / 20.08.02
I'm probably most like Martin, I think. Martin crossed with Disco Stu, maybe.

Are any of you going to cop to being Lenny or Carl?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:32 / 20.08.02
The guy who screams and jumps out the window
 
 
Fist Fun
14:52 / 20.08.02
Homer.
 
 
A Bigger Boat
16:34 / 20.08.02
Linguo
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:37 / 20.08.02
t.o.d.d.- no fair! Me wanna be Ralph! I have an imaginary friend called Wigglepuppy and everything!

Please can I be Ralph?
 
 
Papess
17:03 / 20.08.02
I am definately the single mom neighbour that Marge hangs out with one episode and they pull a Thelma & Louise together. Yeah that's me.

Err, what the hell was her name?

~May
 
 
Ethan Hawke
17:27 / 20.08.02
To borrow a phrase, "We're all Ralph Wiggum."
 
 
Mazarine
17:43 / 20.08.02
I'm probably Cecil, Bob's brother, with a little bit of Lisa thrown in.
 
 
Trijhaos
19:13 / 20.08.02
I'm that one guy. You know the one. In that one episode. You all remember him, don't you?

I'm gonna have to say I'm most like Dr. Colossus.
 
 
gentleman loser
22:58 / 20.08.02
I am Lisa Simpson.

I complain loudly but no one listens. I'm self righteous too!

I would like to be more like Groundskeeper Willie:

If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders!
 
 
Yagg
03:06 / 21.08.02
Maybe Moe. Surrounded by beer and drunk people, angry, cheap, yet I'd read to kids at the hospital and call the Listen Lady about my cat. If I had a cat. Anyway, you get the idea.
 
  

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