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Robinson Caruso - Episode 2: Lost & Found

12:01 / 18.01.07

Charismatic actor and professional head-tilter David Caruso is stranded on a mysterious - possibly metaphorical - island
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"Where the hell am I? Could I be in Purgatory?"

FLASHBACK TO THE WRITERS' MEETING!
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- "So where are we going with this?"
- "How about they're all dead and they're in Purgatory?"
- "You're all fired."

Suddenly a noise from the undergrowth!
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"What the?!"

A mysterious black smoke!
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"Where there's smoke... there's...no, wait..."

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"Someone should have told it....smoking kills! Yeah, that's much better."

The smoke clears to reveal...
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"Some kind of crazy hatch!"

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"Then I guess it's a case of...down the hatch."

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"Hatch, like a bird's egg hatches! I said egg!"

IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROBINSON CARUSO:
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"We want to know why you suddenly stopped acting."

12:06 / 18.01.07

I'll probably keep doing this till it stops making me giggle*, but I won't necessarily keep imposing it upon you guys.

*That'll be a cold day in hell; my giggle parameters have been stuck on 'childish' since I created a fantasy land within which I could escape all my crushing emotional problems.

12:09 / 18.01.07

Funniest thing I've read all week. And I'm a professional... funny thing... reader.

12:26 / 18.01.07

I like it too! That poor actor just got lucky with that series. In his defence, he wasn´t that bad or distracting in the horror movie Session 9 [very recommended for being creepy].

And please try not to reveal any real Lost info. I´ve only watched about the first half of the second season (which is a very new DVD release here in Germany).

link to Robinson Caruso - Episode 1: Shipwrecked

12:31 / 18.01.07

I'll be reading the adventures of Miami's own Spirit of Vengence with glee.

14:49 / 18.01.07

no Lost spoilers, I promise.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

16:51 / 18.01.07

This is the most brilliant faux show EVER.

I think I may have wet myself from laughing so hard.